Lord Sinister

I think Iceland should be called Europe. What do you guys think?

Fine by me, I don't care what you call the U.K....

The United Kingdom is not Europe.

I thought it was pretty awesome. The next step needs to be some sort of short film or something.

Unfortunately that universe resides within a universe where the laws of physics do apply and it inherits its laws from the super-universe.

Lost Coast isn't even canon, it's just an extra level Valve decided not to put in Half Life 2. The only reason why he could would be some kind of dream sequence, but even then, highly unlikely.

Indeed. It was intended as a tech-demo I believe, back when it was released.

Starved lions.

How long is he forced to stare at them? Until they die of starvation?

Nah, the idea is to have a steady flow of contestants to fight the lions. Things have to be kept entertaining for the audience after all! Electing people for Arena positions is a cracking idea and I completely support it!

http://kotaku.com/5814824/la-noire-headed-to-the-computer

I'm pleased about this, I just hope it's a decent port, and hopefully well optimised. Anyone else looking forward to the PC version?

And now the moment you've all been waiting for; the moment where we dump all of the candidates in to a ring and watch them fight it out between each other with sharp sticks. The winner faces the lions.

Can we give our candidates custom sticks, or do they have to use provided ones?

 

Also, facing lions is easy, what point is there in making someone turn towards a group of animals?

Starved lions.

I've never heard of lost coast

Wikipedia should resolve your confusion: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half-Life_2:_Lost_Coast

They now show up. Clicked links appear as a paler orange it would seem.

This is starting to turn into the "glayyyshur!!" incident of another forum, which ended in tragedy on May 2nd, aka "Glayshur Ban Day" XD

 

though I doubt the mods here will take that path. at least, not yet. O_o

Don't panic! I'm making a list.

And now the moment you've all been waiting for; the moment where we dump all of the candidates in to a ring and watch them fight it out between each other with sharp sticks. The winner faces the lions.

There do not appear to be new link colours yet.

This thread is about issues with the forums and suggestions for further improvements. Please do not fill it up with pointless unrelated spam posts, thanks.

We do not have sex with sheep, mmmkay?

I thought that was a stereotype of Wales rather than New Zealand?

I am unable to raise an eyebrow.

 

 

 

 

You need to practice

 

 

Eventually it will work out!

Heh, every time I've tried to raise one eyebrow, I end up raising both at a slight angle and mostly squinting. The difficulty is knowing quite how to practice.

They already look 3d to me. Or am I missing something?

I'm not really one for fussing too much over my post count, but it is great to see people enjoying themselves here. It means that stuff is being done right.

Are there any other forum mods?

 

Well, there's Lord Sinister.

Hello there!

I am unable to raise an eyebrow.

A darker orange for a clicked link would be nice. Hopefully it's a fairly trivial change?

It's a zerg! kill him D:

FOR THE SWARM.

 

I'd like to be kidding... but some people Actually believed the Jurassic Park plot..

Sadly that image doesn't like hotlinking.

Fav. color!

[_] Red = loud

[_] Green = stupid

[_] None = freaky beast

[_] Orange = gorgeous

[_] Yellow = innocent

[_] Purple = a little too happy

[_] Black = emo

[_] Brown = funny

[_] Gray = skanky

[_] Pink = preppy

[x] Blue = sweaty

[_] White = sexy

[_] Other = hot

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?

[_] Shorts = cutie

[_] Skirt/skort = skank

[_] Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[_] Skinny jeans = scene kid

[_] Ripped jeans = emo

[_] Cammo = cage fighter

[X] Jeans = prep

[_] Cargo = clown

[_] Sweats = athlete

[_] Boxers = brat

[_] Booty shorts = female

[_] Capris = Gangster

[_] Nothing = hoe

[_] Dickies = weirdo

[_] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[_] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[_] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[_] Blonde = with a broken heart

[_] Black = with a sexy smile

[x] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[_] Red = that likes to have fun

[_] Brown = who loves to be different

[_] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes

[_] Bald = with herpes

[_] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:

[_] 1 = who ate

[x] 2 = who needed

[_] 3 = who killed

[_] 4 = who shot

[_] 5 = who killed

[_] 6 = who smoked with

[_] 7 = who farted on

[_] 8 = who ran shirtless with

[_] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[_] 10 = who cuddled with

[ ] 11 = who slept with

[_] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:

[_] 01 = a french fry

[_] 02 = a dog

[_] 03 = a shoe

[_] 04 = a toothbrush

[_] 05 = Santa Claus

[_] 06 = The Trojan man

[_] 07 = Barny the dinosaur

[_] 08 = a prostitute

[_] 09 = a porn star

[_] 10 = a bag of weed

[_] 11 = a lover

[_] 12 = a glass of milk

[_] 13 = a horse

[_] 14 = a lesbian

[_] 15 = Michael Jackson

[_] 16 = a pickle

[_] 17 = a jew

[_] 18 = a condom

[x] 19 = an orange

[_] 20 = a dildo

[_] 21 = a homeless guy

[_] 22 = a whore

[_] 23 = my crush

[_] 24 = an easter egg

[_] 25 = a jar of honey

[_] 26 = a homo

[_] 27 = a bowl of cereal

[_] 28 = the kool-aid man

[_] 29 = a stripper

[_] 30 = Paris Hilton

[_] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing

[_] White = because I love marijuana

[_] Black = because im sexy as hell

[_] Pink = because the naked cowboy told me to

[_] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs

[_] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[_] Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[_] Purple = because I'm gay

[x] Gray = because I got dared

[_] Other = because that's how I roll

[_] Green = because I'm good in bed

[_] Orange = because I smoke crack

[_] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[_] Brown = because I had to

I'm a sweaty prep with a hot girlfriend who needed an orange because I got dared.

None of the above is true.

I'm from England and I don't drink tea. I have a feeling that's a stereotypical English thing right there (the drinking of crazy quantities of tea), or at least it used to be.

I remember there being an unusual amount of rain in 2007 that caused flooding across the country. I can't think of anything else.