Koach

i just realized why they're gonna take down facebook on november 5...

its the bonfire night, aka the night of Guy Fawkes.... it all makes sense now.

Celestia gave me this letter for you:

dear Blue,

you're working too hard. go play some GMOD and write an essay on how does the game simulate real life physics.

 

-Princess Celestia.

get to work buddy!

A big online buisness merger is coming through today.

Expect the next big thing to be "YouTwitFace".

sounds more like you twat face.

totally agreed. if i had a camera, free time, 18 years old and a good event to film, im pretty sure i could get some nasty pics/clips.

headshot

a couple of skins =)

ok ladies and gentlemen, i propose a nice, fun idea to pass time. tomorrow at around 6pm central blogtalk radio will be broadcasting True Capitalist Radio, the melting pot of friendship. my idea is, lets raid the bloody show and make the guy rage. what do you say? accursed farms raids Radio Graffiti?

talking to my old Bootcamp teacher, ensign Lord

if i dream, then i cant remember shit when i wake up. the only dream i do remember was my dad hitting a rat with a plank, then the thing blew up, staining the walls, floor and me in blood.

8/10 i dont like the red eyes...

that's perfect for a minecraft painting

umm.. jeez this is difficult... ah... yes. tell the cops he did it. then bugger off.

i need to find a way to make my musket more accurate. any ideas?

not me...

what is the air speed velocity of an unleaded swallow?

thinking on line battle strategies. aint easy to keep it unpredictable

i was just listening to that. <3!

finally the melting pot of friendship gets here.

there's nothing as good as a ham and cheese sandwich.

and there goes the Username.

and you can like ponies but not be 100% brony like some of you. i myself im obsessed with muskets, bayonets, redcoats, black powder and fife and drum.

eatin candy and reading bout spanish civil war (vets in family).

i became addicted to this tune:

j4YDPRIHNLE

funny Argentinian joke. might offend someone who's galician.

during the spanish civil war, the loyalists captured 3 men. two of them were part of the international brigade (a british and a french), and 1 was a galician.

when the loyalist officer announced that the 3 prisoners were going to be executed, the 3 men started to plan an escape.

the next day, the british prisoner is woken up and put in front of the firing squad.

-"make ready" -the officer shouted. "Present!"

-"TORNADO!" shouted the prisoner. the firing squad turned around to see, and the man escaped.

2 hours later, the frenchman was ready to get shot.

-"make ready" -the officer shouted. "Present!"

-"EARTHQUAKE" yelled the french. the soldiers quickly looked at the ground, giving the frenchman time to escape.

finally, the galician's turn came. "lets get this over with" said the officer. "make ready! Present"

the galician stared at the muzzles of the rifles, thinking on a distraction.

then, he yelled "FIRE, FIRE!"

when im bored, my clan is asleep and there's nothing good on tv, i draw shite. this is what i came up with. that appletree thing, i've got a friend on steam called "the german apple tree"... so i stole the name. the uniform is a mix of 33rd foot, kings german legion and my own invention. the pony also carries an India Pattern "Brown Bess" musket and a standard issue cartridge box. the mark on the flank represents the light infantry insignia.

another lovely creation. i think this one fits more my personality...

i think that, to sum up the uses of the buttons:

rewind: useful for fixing things

pause: useful for taking your time and think your next move

fast forward: useful for impatient people

replay: useful for watching what you did and trying to improve

a button to make you invisible: useful for being stealthy and running away from school

slow motion: good for avoiding/parrying punches/kicks in fights

mute: good for making a troll stfu.