Koach

personally, i love and hate school... lots of "study" trips (we end up not learning shit and pissin off every single person we meet), lots of exams (easy but really annoying), lots of laughing and lulz (really funny shite happens in my school every day), a 1 week trip out of the province in 2 weeks (its a charity trip to a very poor town in Cordoba, called Tuclame), lots of lovers and haters, NO BRONIES, sports (i hate rugby...)... etc.

my school is into this thing called the IB, which is a diploma that's supposed to grant me access to many universities... all around the globe. pointless cus im gonna study down here =)

mine is the scout. i love running around with my next level pellet shooting/jumpiung FaN apparatus. and pouring man milk on people

welcome to the forums, lad. i hope you enjoy your stay in this... lovely place. if you need help playing a mod just gimme a shout. and beware, we got a big anti-brony campaign goin on. for assistance on defeating those queer bronies, ask Epsilon.

-Pte.V. Koach

i know cus of experience, Hasbro's full of idiots who barely know bout childhood and life itself.

i just watched EP1... gotta admit, its kinda gay, but to be honest, its not as bad as i thought. its like i want to watch EP2 now, even if i didnt like the 1st one....

mebby i'll leave it as a last resort... if im way too bored to do anything else.

EDIT: i just watched EP2. my reaction was: WHAT THE FUCK?! i stay anti-brony. too retarded IMO.

FPS Russia: http://www.youtube.com/user/FPSRussia

Epic Meal Time: http://www.youtube.com/epicmealtime

cant think of any others....

regular incandescent i guess....

where do you see yourself in 5 years?

what am i doing?

feeling like a piece of derp shit.

i heared that in some weird TV program or movie... the joke that killed anyone who read it, so they translated it to german to use it in WWII as the ultimate weapon.

jar jar. he's more intelligent.

get baked to death in a classroom full of men and a smell of sweaty bollocks OR freeze to death in that same classroom full of men, but without the sweaty bollocks smell and wearing a jacket that a dog used as bed the night before?

fire? light itself? mebby Gandalf?

is it the sun?

cake sandwich, with salty bread and very sweet chocolate cake. tastes like... weird... chocolate... bread... rainbow... pancakes... with dulce de leche....

"I can put a f***ing lead ball in your face 500 yards away with my Short Land Pattern Brown Bess Flintlock Musket."

-Pte.Koach

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why?

answer: read the letters in caps (anti spoiler solution)

asTesHscEnnGkoUnkYvcHjkApoDkjHoeIgdCplCkgUasPgvS

nope, still 1 1/2 years to get that sweet IB diploma...

is anyone here a girl? like in real life?

well... my idea of the BGMS got... fucked up really bad, and i still want to release a machinima. last night, before i went to sleep, i had this idea bout a possible film made in TF2, about the blues trying to rescue the spy from the reds. it involved 2fort, hoodoo and steel.

the basic plot was:

*the spy disappears

*the blues cap the red intel and locate the spy in steel

*they attack steel with full caps, but then they see the spy being taken to hoodoo

*they set up the payload at hoodoo and cap all the stages. before blowing up the cart they rescue the spy. cart blows up, all reds die. the end.

of course, there's gonna be lot more. maybe more maps, character developing, hats, etc.

you people want to help?

call a few friends and have a rave at the park.

if your hard drive gets fried, taking your homework for tomorrow with it?

nope. i was born in '95.

which was the 1st game you managed to complete in expert difficuty?

granted, but you'll have a horrible diarrhea for the rest of your life.

i wish i could move things with my mind.

"How Queer and Disturbing."

-Col. Hawke

"DIE ALREADY!"

-who knows...

"A few regular troops from old France, weakened by hunger and sickness, who, when fresh, were unable to withstand the British soldiers, are their general's chief dependence. "

-James Wolfe

"Desperate affairs require desperate measures."

-Horatio Nelson

"Judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement. "

-Simon Bolivar

"We want.... A SHRUBBERY!"

-Knights who say NI, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Sólo quiero Leones en mi regimiento"

(translation: i only want lions in my regiment.)

-Jose de San Martin

stay on topic you buggers!

steam name huh? well.... you might find me with one of the following names:

|47th|Pte.V.Koach|1st| (47th Lancashire tags)

Pvt. Koach[73rd M] (73rd Marines DoD:S Realism tags)

Santi Koach

Koach.....

Santi Koach |ARG| (nationality tags)

That's about it...

that pic's gonna be useful some day...

movies i like? well....

The Fast and The Furious (1;2;5)

Lord of the Rings (all of em)

Barry Lyndon

The Patriot

With Fire and Sword

Sluga Gosudarev (The Sovereign's Servant)

Star Wars (not the cartoony ones)

The War of the Servers

Braveheart

A Knight's Tale

The Simpson's Movie

Congratulations, my Lord! 70 pages of pure FLAME WAR!!!! this deserves a party in your honour.