Scorpia

...i don't know what you said or why you said it, but for some reason i agree...i got the word "pirate" though...

i got back from Michigan, also i'm going to bed soon.

How dare somebody put a Santa hat on Freeman?

finally on a computer that can load music!!

Banned because festive...that's all i'm saying: "festive". and nothing else...

Awwwww! banned because i can't ban you too.

It has oxygen obviously.

Oxygen is fine, but if Xen's atmosphere is primariy Radon instead of Nitrogen, then you have a problem.

 

I do wonder though; why did the other expedition team scientists in hazard suits wear helmets if Freeman can breath it fine? Maybe for protection against the creatures of Xen, but every single one of them?

oh that one's easy. they wore helmets as a preventative measure. i mean when we sent our first astronauts to space when they came back we put them in bio-hazard because they might've had some sort of space disease. the last thing somebody wants it to come back with some horrible parasite, you know? more so one from a different dimension.

Banned because i haven't been here in awhile.

bicycle

Banned because you could just wear a flak jacket or something, or better yet bring a portal gun!

i love this song.

wsXE_xjOjXY

no, no i meant this reference:

hey! who broke this guy's rocket and made him cry!? huh? who was it!?

 

...it was me...i did it.

i paraphrased it a bit, but you should still tell where i got it from.

7/10

this song is finally on youtube!

wsXE_xjOjXY

leche is good.

hey! who broke this guy's rocket and made him cry!? huh? who was it!?

...it was me...i did it.

rep point goes to whomever knows the reference(not ABG's Longest Yard one)

i adapted a California version of a song about Cleveland, so i had little to work with in terms of syllable count. forgiving slight accuracy issues i think it turned out alright.

btw i like how you didn't deny the DUI thing, or all your women having AIDS.

i was so tempted to edit your post and break that image link. then say "yea, we broke your rocket, what now?" hypothetically pretend that happened so i don't have to do it.

Banned because it's only loaded with rubber bullets(this is a resourceful bum!)

♪fun times in California again!

it's California!

come down to California town everyone

(victims of floods since 1868)

see bums that'll catch you on fire

(it's so unsafe that all the chicks has aids)

you'll see the sun almost 3 times a year

(Ryan has at least 2 DUIs)

it's not like you see in the movies

(don't slow down in most of California or you'll die)

it could be worse though, at least they're not PA

they're not PA!♪♪

(couldn't resist, mate )

my neck hurts...anyway, yea, we're settling this like civilized people...

we already found the device, Alyxx is pretty good at scavenger hunts! you however will be assimilated! *takes out a blowgun*

Well, having never played TF2(fucking computer), i chose the sniper because of the numerous sniping vids Sublime showed me. not to mention the role of the sniper is always one i undertake in any game i play.

no, i can tell you what to do...but you actually doing what i say is a different matter entirely!

Luis, get the rope!

Banned because he's just a guy who wants a friend...who has change.

846

Banned for not visiting the charred remains of the Black Mesa Research Facility...