Scorpia

i'm going to:

close my eyes

breath manually

start thinking about interesting stuff

thoughts become movies

breathing becomes automatic

try to lucid dream

fail shamefully at it

wake up to take a piss

fall back asleep pretty instantly

awake too early because my sister cannot shut the fuck up in the morning

Bill's Sleep Cycle: Sex Dreams Edition coming soon to a post near you!

TR;DR: i'm going to bed, goodnight everyone.

Kirkreng: making forum users extremely uncomfortable since 2011. now with T-shirts!

going to bed soonish, or whenever my head stops pounding.

i tried that, they never sent me the email, it might not've been the official website, i'll edit this in a minute with the name of the site i got it from.

Edit: http://www.amnesiagame.com/

Banned because owning a monkey as a house pet is a terrible idea.

alright, i'm sure i'll like the game. Thanks again, buddy.

subject change though, i ordered Amnesia the dark descent from their official website some time ago...i want to re-install it on my computer but i don't have the reciept code or whatever it's called anymore. if somebody can look through their email and tell me what the email containing it was titled i'll appreciate it(i need it so i can quick-search my inbox). mine got completely buried, and i really miss the game.

good point, i'll make a wishlist now.

while we're on the subject; what's Limbo about? i mean don't give anything away, i'm just wondering.

why do you want to give or take reputation from this user?

because...

[hold B button] (or whatever button on the pc version that causes Adam to perform a lethal melee attack.)

i checked my email, and i got a gift from J.C too! Thank you! i'll install it when i get back home.

i never played Limbo before.

[exit]

[more information]

how many people are guarding the entrance?

(i don't remember how that exact dialogue would go, but i think i'm close enough. )

yes, buy some garlic toast from this shady bastard named Franklin. tell him you're still hungry- he gives you unprocessed tuna, then have a war with pool ques and broken bottles over who gets to make-out with this person you later find out gave birth to your mother...

how do i make doing the dishes easier?

I second J.C.

for me it was pretty much when that guy's wife died. Actually pretty much that entire movie was sad...

call your mother upstairs, start this long and detailed story about how your cousin "fell asleep inside the closet upside-down with a massive gash on his head" then while she's distracted slide the plate across your room (if you don't have hardwood floors- get them!) that way when she bends down to pick up the plate you can hit her over the head with a lamp! simple.

i need to go 235 miles, any way to make it simple?

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Evidence

in one of my books, when one of the main characters died...

i can get emotionally invested in a book the same as any movie...

how dare you not tell Axel how you truly feel about him!?

[intimidate]

or how about i let you keep your arm?

(we're doing Dues Ex, right?)

where's the play button at?

is that your way of coming on to me!?!?

somehow i doubt it.

if you're at a restaurant.

rule 1: don't fuck with the server, they do mess with your food if they don't like you enough.

rule 2: if you're a lousy tipper- don't come back to the same restaurant often, they will eventually fuck with your meal.

rule 3: check your salt, sugar, and pepper shakers. long story short; children are bastards.

...

nah, "the" is most commonly used, but your point is valid. especially among teenagers.

dammit Alyxx beat me.

you know what those words mean, right Blue?

"Helmsman, Re-dock with the Valiant, prepare for interstellar drive jump."

Helmsman repeated the docking procedure, then MIPAI opened up a Xielumbus flight wide comm link.

"Attention all wingmen: MIPAI to Xielumbus flight, Recommend protocol: 7699834 across all that are able. Repeat: 7699834"

"Protocol: 7699834 acknowledged, MIPAI. thank you. preparing thruster cool down procedures."

The Helmsman pressed a code command on his arm rest console. Xielumbus' cool-down system released a special mixture of coolant into the thrusters as well as several other systems.

"engine temp cool-down status: 45%...68%"

"very good. Smooth out the ship. i don't want to lose anything. acknowledge."

"Acknowledged, Helmsman. Xielumbus flight smoothing out."

Flaps aboard the Xielumbus tucked themselves in and turrets as well as cannons recede into the Xielumbus.

"Alright close our eyes, MIPAI."

Shutters close over the windows and portholes.

"go to instrument orientation. whew...just in time too, the Valiant is just now gaining speed through the void, they certainly do not waste time..."