Scorpia

hey now, don't muddle us all, i know of Sweden.

 

...you guys had vikings, that was pretty cool.

Banned because ;D

 

strangely i think it was from NZ, somewhere around there...if you've heard of five finger death punch, has their new album been released there yet? (American Capitalist)

 

anyway, Banned for not excepting smilies being reasons.

Banned because leaked albums are awesome. thank you earlier release dates in foreign countries!

at the very least keep it to one central topic. hasn't he made like two or three separate topics about it?

 

hey i was going to put a track down for the rate a song thread, but it isn't on youtube because it's new, so i was going to put it down as a music attachment. that will force you Download it before you can listen to it right? or are we not allowed to do that?

 

edit: well, after my other song is rated anyway. XD

Banned because Pepsi, has it. i think I've grown an immunity to it's caffeine though...

Banned because especially with the whole making more thing...

well, my awesome day has just been given a violent fucking shove into terrible! goddammit!

I can beat every expert song in the Guitar Hero games...

 

useful for fun times at parties.

 

useless for convincing people, namely single women, that i'm not a power dork.

 

what's your theme song?

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1/10....for obvious reasons.

listened to that till 1:30...i need to burn things! excuse me.

 

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all i did was research on becoming a pilot that I've decided to stop putting off...so yea, my day is going pretty good.

 

sorry about your body screwing your day over though.

Banned for having selective hearing...reading? fuckit.

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not a line, but from a movie none the less.

 

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♪[Pitbull - Intro]

 

Me not working hard?

Yea right picture that with a kodak

And better yet, go to times square

Take a picture of me with a kodak

Took my life from negative to positive

And I just want y'all know that

And tonight, let's enjoy life

 

Pitbull, Nayer, Ne-Yo

 

[Ne-Yo / Nayer - Chorus]

 

Tonight I will love love you tonight

Give me everything tonight

For all we know we might not get tomorrow

Let's do it tonight

I will love love you tonight

Give me everything tonight

For all we know we might not get tomorrow

Lets do it tonight

 

Don’t care what they say

All the games they play

Nothing is enough

Till they handle love (Lets do it tonight)

I want you tonight, I want you today

I want you tonight

 

Grab somebody sexy tell ‘em hey

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

 

[Pitbull - Verse 1]

 

Get busy tonight

Cuz to more and more to do bad before and for Prius

Desperate tonight

I can make you my queen

And make love to you eanless

This is insane, the way the name growin’, money keep flowin’

Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoein, keep flowin’

I gotta locked up like Lindsay Lohan

 

Put it on my life baby

I can make you feel right baby

I can’t promise tomorrow

But I promise tonight

 

Dale

 

[Pitbull - Pre Chorus]

 

Excuse me

But I might drink a little bit more than I should tonight

And I might take you home with me if I could tonight

And I think you should let me cause I look good tonight

And we might not get tomorrow

 

[Ne-Yo / Nayer - Chorus]

 

Tonight I will love love you tonight

Give me everything tonight

For all we know we might not get tomorrow

Lets do it tonight

I will love love you tonight

Give me everything tonight

For all we know we might not get tomorrow

 

Lets do it tonight

Lets do it tonight

 

Don’t care what they say

All the games they play

Nothing is enough

Till they handle love (Lets do it tonight)

I want you tonight, I want you today

I want you tonight

 

Grab somebody sexy tell ‘em hey

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

 

Grab somebody sexy tell ‘em hey

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

 

[Pitbull - Verse 2]

 

Reach for the stars

And if you don’t grab em, at least you’re on top of the world

Think about it

Cuz if you slip I’m gonna fall on top of you girl

Put on ‘em ball when they sleep at the Macy’s

And it ain’t no secret

My granny’s from Cuba but I’m an American

Tied over money like Seacrest

 

Put it on my life baby

I can make you feel right baby

I can’t promise tomorrow

But I promise tonight

 

Dale

 

[Pitbull - Pre Chorus]

 

Excuse me

But I might drink a little bit more than I should tonight

And I might take you home with me if I could tonight

And I think you should let me cause I look good tonight

And we might not get tomorrow

 

[Ne-Yo / Nayer - Chorus]

 

Tonight I will love love you tonight

Give me everything tonight

For all we know we might not get tomorrow

Let's do it tonight

I will love love you tonight

Give me everything tonight

For all we know we might not get tomorrow

Lets do it tonight

 

Don’t care what they say

All the games they play

Nothing is enough

Till they handle love (Lets do it tonight)

I want you tonight, I want you today

I want you tonight

 

Grab somebody sexy tell ‘em hey

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight

Give me everything tonight♪♪

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Banned because i'm eating a chicken patty right now. :3

eh, it doesn't sound too awful. :/

 

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Banned for trying to spam...something...at some point...

girl's version:

does this make me look fat?

no.

you didn't even look at it!

yea, i did. you look fine.

just fine?

it makes you look great, happy?

well, what about it makes it look great?

do i look like a freaking tailor?

it's a simple question and you can't answer it!

i did answer it! you want stop questioning my answer!

so do i look fat in this dress or not?

 

Blue's version does sound like a better version than my approach...

and for shits and giggles the guy version of that!

 

guy's version:

Banned for posting here a number of times.

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Banned because now you've done it...you've probably received a package in the mail containing a chip that sends an arming signal to one of the vicious robots that she buried under each one of our houses. now she's going to activate the monstrosity under your house and have it permanently set your microwave to defrost. D: Nagisa, no! reconsider!!!

 

i love my imagination. :3

 

if i had a nickel for every time I've "accused" a girl of being fat...

 

you know i think women call this sort of shit out so that they can bathe their self-esteem in a man's attempt at not sounding like he was being an asshole...