Scorpia

6/10 it was alright.

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my computer's slow...

"Hey, Is this working? I just thought I'd introduce myself since we'll become the 'best of friends' over this journey. My names Srakenyl. Just call me Srake though. I'm a... Doppleganger. I'm not much of a fighter as I'm a pilot. My gunner will be doing most of the fighting. Hopefully we won't have to do much of that though. So what about you guys?"

"Captain Yilne Wvernaa. it's good to meet you Srake, i'm sorry, but i cannot talk."

Yilne was walking casually. he was thinking of what the professor had said. even now the money was already being spent, in his mind that is. he thought how many upgrades his ship needed, maybe upgrading MIPAI. who knows? he switched off his English filter when he finished his dialogue with Srake. he was now speaking his native language, talking to one of his crew members over a sophisticated cochlear implant. "yea, it was only an escort proposition...what are you crazy? of course i accepted...i'll explain on the way, prepare the crew...i'll be there soon."

his ship, The Xielumbus was in full view now. he loved the power he felt behind it's controls. he didn't think of it now. Yilne approached the entrance and droned a tune in a frequency that no one but a Jiespher could imitate. the Door slid open. quickening his pace a bit he entered his ship taking a path he's walked hundreds of times. once he was in his captain's chair MIPAI chirped to life, and instantly recognized Yilne. Yilne, now back in his element, ordered his ship to life. The Xielumbus is prepared to launch.

Yilne just continued to sit quietly where he was and summoned a waitress over, he ordered himself a drink and waited for it to arrive. he avoided the Professor's eye, he tried his best to not nerve the professor, he could tell at once that he was stressed about something.

Banned because Bill 1 Axel...5. dammit, i'll catch up!

i saw that coming, i just didn't wanna be too stingy. i have like 40 extra rep points.

btw challenge stops at these two.

i'll come up with more "less Google-able" ones.

"HI! you've just instigated your own mugging, COME ON DOWN!!"

tell me who said this and you get a rep point!

Banned for i know not what you speak of.

Banned because i believe you.

Banned for changing your avvy to mess with me.

i can't afford skyrim right now, and even if i could my Xbox is still broken.

ah, i didn't even notice that, Ian. Grazie.

what's that website Kirk?

Banned because

i'm watching you. ☞

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Come at me bro!

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Charlie the friggin' unicorn!

Banned for ellipsis abuse.

so i was looking up my name for shits and giggle when i happened upon this list of nick names for William:

Will, Bill, Billy, Willy, Willie, Liam, Willem, Wim

i get pretty much every one of those except for Liam...really? what the hell, English?

identification

Banned for trying to sing the science song thinking we could hear you.

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yup, banned for being a functioning member of society.

Banned because i did expect it, i just didn't think you'd go through with it.

how many users do you think has no idea what we're talking about?

Banned because if that meant what i think it meant then damn, J.C, i'm impressed.

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