Scorpia

no lines here, just a funny ass moment.

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tl;dr: that falling scene from Hot Rod.

Stu: You do know counting cards is illegal, right?

Alan: It’s not illegal, it’s just frowned upon. Like masturbating in an airplane.

Phil: I’m pretty sure that’s illegal, too.

586, my bad. don't play this game when you just wake up...

Banned because almost everyone on here is online.

Banned because i didn't really read into it until your next post, then i got it.

Banned because uh, i knew that...

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Banned because i would've totally won that...you cheated.

Banned because you gotta love my mixed messages. ;D

Banned for...um...you know what? get out. lol

Banned because one could get used to it.

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Banned for telling me this.

♪Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three

I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be

This widow had a grownup daughter who had hair of red

My father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed

This made my Dad my son-in-law and really changed my life

For now my daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife

And to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,

I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad

And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad

For if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother

Of the widow's grownup daughter, who was of course my stepmother

Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run

And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son

My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue

Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild

And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild

'Cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw

As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa,

I'm my own grandpa,

It sounds funny, I know

But it really is so

I'm my own grandpa♪♪

Banned because i was hoping somebody would.

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Banned because i don't play the game.

i was a member before the forum, then when my account got moved over i just became active here...nah, i'm just kidding, some Korean dude jabbed a gun into my back.

how many times did you fail the driving test?

if you're not old enough to have taken it: what kind of person just drives you freaking crazy?

five seven eight!

575

Banned for making me agree with you!

i spy with my little eye something with cheese and sour cream...and potato chips...excuse me brethren! my fatness needs me! awaaaay!

showering soon, then probably getting a bite to eat. maybe not in that order.

Banned because it really isn't.

Banned because it's G.I Joe.