Scorpia

2 weeks because i kept breaking it by getting too involved in teh Internets. lol

Banned for breaking some sort of record.

Banned because there isn't a peaceful solution, there's no fun in that!

HOLY SHIT! i have a bag of Milky Ways!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

that wasn't even traditional FIRE!

HOLY SHIT! i have a bag of Milky Ways!

Banned because you can keep thinking that.

why's that?

Banned because it could be me playin' mind games on her.

you didn't even try to hide it!

Banned cause you'd do the same.

Called it!

my sleep schedule is repaired after about 2 weeks of getting it straight, i know wake up at 5AM instead of 6PM.

Banned for pointing out the sausage fest.

i'm always overly confident! it's what makes me so hilarious! haha...haaaa...

Banned for the visual effects everywhere!

[mysterious voice]trust your instincts Rarity...[normal voice]well, it's not like it isn't painfully obvious,[mysterious voice] but still!

yea, i'm looking up if it's real now, i found it on a different site. i want to know, but at the same time i don't.

Edit:

Banned for the future of inspirational music.

please don't read this if you don't want to feel angry or sad, or even if you like animals. it's not graphic, it's just a small story.

i don't have a deviant art, so you can rule me out.

Banned because it should be counted by thousands. not hundreds.

and she has a point.

Banned because i'm so glad you're back! now suffer for my amusement.

Banned for considering the possibility of even thinking of adding an addition to urban dictionary! do it.

did you type "do a barrel roll" without the quotes then pressed search?

Banned because i haven't ninja'd anyone in so long! AXEL COME BAAACK!