Scorpia

ever been in a fist fight with your dad and got your ass stomped in? (i don't know, it wasn't a hostile fight, i just wanted to see what he had.)

i have.

Banned because i'm calling you Donald from now on.

Banned because i make it obvious enough.

possibly getting strep throat for no particular reason. THANKS FALL! i love you so much!

Banned for it not being diagonal.

well, they're pretty serious about that take one only thing..i'm enough of a rebel to take 5. ever been tackled by an angry overweight desk clerk who takes his job too seriously?

Axeldeath [AF]: Axeldeath [AF]: You said you had sex dreams about someone on the forums

Rarity [AF]: they haven't happened. yet

Rarity [AF]: now keep in mind the people on the forums I talk with the most are the highest candidates

Rarity [AF]: ABG, FLuttershy, Bill, Alyxx... and you.

 

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is it weird that i don't feel uncomfortable at all by that?

playing Amnesia: the dark descent.

Banned for trying to play on my non-existent paranoia. now i want to play amnesia.

Banned for using a 4 syllable word.

i can, i'm an experienced bank robber..or was that parasailor? i get the two confused sometimes.

Banned because i am a real wolf...a transparent mystical wolf. shit happens.

Illusion

Banned for recognizing my wolf-ness. lol

welcome to the forum. you are hereby forced to love it here.

Banned because he didn't.

who ever's playing bass you can cut it out.

confusion

WAFFLE!

same here. i added a few things in the review, some games didn't get proper justice.

done!

Banned because yup, i've been pretending being a guy for years. you've caught me.

thank you, i might give reviews on these as well, i'm just not sure.

i only have nine.

1. Super metroid

oh this game takes me back. excellent game play, ridiculously high replay value. not to mention a plethora of weapons, bosses, items, a kitty, and two suits makes this game perfect in almost every way.

2. Kirby's avalanche does anyone know if there's a similar game to this?

a game my mom introduced to me. we used to play this for hours, i was quite good at it. the game has nice gameplay, and a very nice rise in difficulty. also, it has a high need for strategy..in terms of creating combos that drop boulders with eyes on your opponent. don't know what i'm talking about? try it out! seriously. move it.

3. Super Mario world

Turtle murder!! i loved this, i spent an uncountable amount of hours on this game. like Alyxx said it's rise in difficulty is great, it's music is awesome, and curb stomping a turtle has never been funner!! i highly recommend this.

4. & 5. Donkey Kong 1 & 2

this game requires no description, but my ever present need to contradict myself is forcing me to give you one. the bosses are ridiculous, the levels are fun, the enemies are against potassium, what more could you want!?

6. Mortal Kombat 3

violent! bloody! and an oh so necessary part of stress relief! your arcade style experience will never be greater! warning: this game may cause a need to learn karate, please keep it away from cats, Ludwick corps. will not be responsible for Karate or cat related deaths.

7. Killer Instinct

a tamer version of Mortal Kombat, was a fun game. plus the cartridge was black!

8. Sim City

become the mayor, create your city, make it a beautiful empire, get respect, then start a cataclysm of apocalyptic events killing all the residents!

9. Tiny Toon: buster Busts Loose

this game drove me crazy, it was silly, irreverent, and a decent game. by what little i actually recall it's worth it to try it out.

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