Scorpia

no, it doesn't. plus it takes like 6 gb of space. that option should only be used as a last resort back-up.

Banned for trying to start a sing-along.

pizza bagels, pepsi. about to get some Mcdonalds.

...way to ruin my fun.

¡sʇɹnɥ ʞɔǝu ɹnoʎ

˙ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇuǝɯɹǝbuɐpuǝ ssǝןʞɔǝɹ ɹoɟ ǝןqısuodsǝɹ ʇsoɯןɐ sɐʍ ı 'ʎɐʞo 'ɥo ¡ǝɟıuʞ s,ɟǝɥɔ ɐ ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ s,ʇı ʇɐɥʇ pǝzıןɐǝɹ noʎ 'ɥo ¡ɔıʇsɐɔɹɐs buıǝq ǝɹ,noʎ 'ʇıɐʍ

it had something to do with cutting off your thumb with a parring knife than using ice stomped into slush by starved children to trigger your body's natural hidden healing system...or something like that. go ahead, try it. it worked for me.

ah, at least you didn't try the ice and the thumb thing, that would have made you look like a real dumbass.

that's well played. :3

just realized my mom brought home candy from a Halloween party, i'm gonna look for it.

Edit: Never mind, she forgot them...DAAAMMMIIITTTT!!!!!

I think I just got pranked by Bill again. Not sure.

eh maybe, what might i have done to you this tim-err for the first time ever.

hello people, i'm your helpful moderator Bill! i'm here to offer advice(often false) on inconsequential shit that won't affect your real life at all! ready? hold CTRL + [up arrow key] to scroll up without using your mouse! glad i could help!!

Banned for thinking i enjoy tea. that shit's far too much healthy, yeach!

well regardless, it'd make for a really respectable bare-boned playthrough. good luck, scout.

you see i went ahead and placed a tiger, whom i trained to use a chainsaw, between you and the cheeseburger, once you get passed him you have to make the man who's had his tear ducts removed cry in order to taste the cheeseburger. good luck.

I've been teleported to England after a gratuitously violent bar fight with an Irish man named Winston went horribly wrong, so now i can't get my dog to stop chewing on the sofa. any help?

Life

not directed at anyone, just random.

403 reasons why i facepalmed.

Banned for owning Ninja

Banned for changing your name. (no, i'm not a hypocrite )

you need at least level 5 hacking i'm pretty sure. so i'd at least level that up.

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watching this. I love Pete Holmes. (the "Scottish" dude.)

It's snowing here.

this -.-. Pennsylvania's beginning to suck, right?

Banned for being a regular user.

hmm...can i imagine him threatening Santa clause with a broken bottle?