Scorpia

well, he does have the best reaction.

Banned because Rarity probably doesn't know we're talking about him.

well, let's see, i think just the fact that you met me is causing you to be so starstruck that your posts are suffering for it...or maybe not.

Rarity: nice to know your clocks likes to screw days...see what you did there?

Ob: now, i'm going to kill you, i wasn't sure earlier, but i'm going to murder you.

how else am i gonna keep it entertaining?

Banned because i probably took too long typing this...

Edit: yup.

Banned for not realizing the subtlety involved in banning you in my previous post.

oh, that's okay! while you're still forcibly expunged from this forum you can reflect on just how much of a clue you actually had this whole time.

i'd take up the 60,000 char. limit by just explaining the prologue.

trying? i don't have to try

Banned for not seeing anything yet.

no, i said "1, 2, 3, hold your breath!"

while i don't agree with your opinion i'm still going to respect your right to be banned for it.

Banned for not buying me a Siberian Husky! i looked up to you! *cries*

like what? my penis? no, it was a live Otter. don't ask me what hell i had to go through to get that thing, not to mention breaking into Rarity's house.

cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Banned for using big words coupled by bigger confusion with bigger words that...um...fuck it!! just get outta here!

that was not meant to sound as mean as i'm pretty sure it did.

psychics bro, gotta love us.

is it a bad time to mention a lawsuit, Ryan? i mean, you did damage my otter pretty badly. :/

about that Santa suit, i coulda sworn that was a firemen's outfit...i mean, it was yellow when i bought it!

Banned for not realizing the skill one would possess in annoying you so readily.

edit: FUUUUHCK!

hey, i apologized for that, although Rarity will never think of otters the same way ever again...

Banned because good luck competing wit dis! wahahaha!

Banned because Rarity probably just got ninja'd.

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

Banned for dissing us moderators.

love the avatar Jek

well, yea

ookay, that was pretty damn good!

395 bouts of random.

Because we love you or something? duh!

i'm taking a shower soon.