Scorpia

Banned because it isn't hidden, it's just mandarin. :3 (and true )

Skyrim

i'm thinking i might get this game. can anyone tell me what game it resembles, what type of game it is, what features it has, basically if it's a good idea or not?

regular, plain-o Milk. cause we're outta pepsi. -.-

pfft! i'm no child! i used pastels!

Banned for learning how to count to 100.

Banned because i'm 75% sure thst i just got sexually assaulted via the internet....

i made mine myself :3

i wonder if that's legal...

Banned for wanting me to please you. i totally went there.

driving on the white line makes me think i'm on a race car track.

no it doesn't, it makes me feel like i'm on the moon.

that was directed at psycho but i got ninja'd and it didn't even tell me. -.-

your banned fro macking mi mispell steff.

Banned because you got stuck at the slide puzzle in RE4.

hasn't everyone? that puzzle was a motherfucker!

Banned for not owning a piece of obsidian.

Random fact!

the reason why traffic light's colors are universally

Red

Yellow

green

is to benefit color blind people.

i thought that was interesting.

Banned because twice, i said it! Owned!

partially color blind?

Blue

red

black

purple

yellow

orange

pink

green

white

try to say the color and not the word.

Banned for crossing stuff out.

i like the whole video more :3

iRDiCm-3FpY

Banned for making up movie titles.

no, i won't make out with you!!

right, i'll re-work a few things.

Banned because every song i listen to is getting old.

Banned for your inability to know about the atomic nature of fruit salad and how that doesn't apply to the building of a sky scraper.

good luck it's really easier than it seems.

Banned for making me hesitate to pull the trigger.

Name: Captain Yilne jiune Wvernaa

Gender: Male

Species: Jiespher (cybernetically enhanced cryo-alien.)

Age: 37 (middle aged, 3rd life cycle phase. a jiespher's body becomes unstable after roughly 92 years.)

Height: 5' 8"

occupation: freelancing mercenary for hire.

personal weapon: he's a master ice conjurer (cryomancy) he also carries a frozen-Plasma firing high precision scoped rifle.

Physical Attributes: Yilne is a full grown adult male, mostly amphibian in appearance. he has large cybernetic cells on his body, athletically slim build. on his planet he would be considered handsome. his eyes are normal deep blue when he's inert, but they glow an erie White when conjuring or when he becomes emotionally disturbed. he also has several neural enhancements one is a language scanner, to aid with communication. the second is an atmospheric adaptation CPU, which changes air filters, or body mass to allow for differing planet's living conditions.

Personality: he's a very humble person, his ends never justify his own means. his personality is typical of the Jiespherion Race: very hard to read, always kind, distant, but never hesitant. usually very malevolent creatures.

Ship Name: xielumbus

Build: Custom cryo-ship(i couldn't think of any other build types that suited my vision of this ship, i'm open to ideas)

Draft Length: 25 M

Speed: very Fast at the cost of weapon efficiency.

Agility: high

Armor: medium

Power Provision: medium

Crew: 2 (captain + AI)

Description: the colors are a very light blue with dark blue streaks. it's movement takes priority over it's weapons; the faster the ship goes the more the ship's offenses are compromised. it's outfitted with dual ice turrets on each side, he conjures the rounds himself using cryomancy.

the ship itself is outfitted with a medium-intellect portable AI(named MIPAI). it's purposes are to ensure that only Yilne can pilot the craft, and to assure power consumption efficiency.

Service: Yilne was the participant of a card game at a space gambling ring where he put up one of his famous favors(these favors, once promised, can mean anything. Jiespherion inhabitants are honor bound to never break an oath of favor.) while the original owner of the Xielumbus put up the derelict Ship. Yilne won with a Royal-flush. it's been modified to fire Cryo weapons, it's much cheaper for Yilne to operate a ship where he can conjure most of the munitions himself.

he's owned and operated the ship for 4 years.

Vessel Records (since obtained by Yilne): 26 Confirmed Kills, 13 Victories, 21 Damages, 4 Hull Rebuilds.

Hardpoints:

W1. Rear-mounted Electromagnetic pulse orb. (counter measure Operated by MIPAI)

W2. DEXR series solid state ice cannon.

it's special weapon: the DEXR fires 25mm armor piercing capsules with thousands of Nano-bots inside of them, the nano-bots are programmed to explode liquid ice approx. 4 seconds after impact. in that time they spread from the main point of damage as fast as possible in order to maximize damage.

U1. Captain to AI interfaced guidance equipment.

Non-Hardpoint Weapons: ice rounds turret.

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i'm hoping i did this correctly, if there's any questions or concerns please ask me