Scorpia

Banned for reminding me of pink lemonade.

Banned for not being Apple Pie.

i'm not doing too well.

he said "i'll give you me affidavit", which is a sworn oath. so he's saying basically that he's giving Barney his sworn oath that he will get a cut of his loot.

so yea, Lord S. had the right idea.

here's a wikipedia definition of the word affidavit to help clear it up a little more:

An affidavit (pronounced /ˌæfɨˈdeɪvɨt/, a-fə-day-vət) is a written sworn statement of fact voluntarily made by an affiant or deponent under an oath or affirmation administered by a person authorized to do so by law. Such statement is witnessed as to the authenticity of the affiant's signature by a taker of oaths, such as a notary public or commissioner of oaths. The name is Medieval Latin for he has declared upon oath. An affidavit is a type of verified statement or showing, or in other words, it contains a verification, meaning it is under oath or penalty of perjury, and this serves as evidence to its veracity and is required for court proceedings. Not all affidavits require a notary public for execution.

albeit it wasn't a written affidavit, it still applies.

i watch law and order so legal terms such as these are instantly recognizable to me.

Banned for not conforming. (looking at your title.)

just waking up.

Banned because you don't need to worry about it, we've made major strides since then. major strides.

i banned him for two weeks yesterday.

Banned for being curious.

Banned for trying to forge my name on a will you wrote naming yourself as my primary beneficiary.

380 reasons why i'll never buy a scooter.

Banned for being an ostrich.

agnosticism

i decided to light it on fire with gasoline and assorted pesticides, i'm hoping it wasn't toxic...LSD kicked in hours ago; just letting you know

banned for Sa-wing and a miss.

(it's Momo actually.)

Banned for having (a) pet(s)

you're banned unless you can tell me his name.

Banned for assuming my cat hates anything besides water.

yea, i did..either that or i used it as molding putty somehow...

Banned because Bon Jovi commands it.

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9/10 for suiting you pretty well.

strange, not many people are okay with us kidnapping one's parents and feeding them to rabid dogs in exchange for your ability to use image BBcode. huh.

banned because i have a 15 pound cat on my lap.

oh, you would've never unknowingly agreed to the 110 things you said we could do to you if you could read them.

376 times I've driven, probably.

Banned because you made him change his avatar.