Scorpia

...i call being the guy to the left!

relaxing, trying to unwind.

i haven't used ghost wolf in a while, i may change it again, idk..

Banned for accusing me of not being festive.

edit: happy?

Banned for swearing at me just now!

no one said my bans had to be rational/true.

he's so good he snipes without touching a mouse!

(couldn't resist compadre )

how the hell does my spell checker recognize hombre but not compadre?

well, you must talk to yourself in my voice so that people will think you're too crazy to laugh at you in a safe manner.

i'm trying to teach my cat complex equations for some reason, any advice to make sine and cosine easier to understand for a cat?

Banned for making fun of an androgynous pony.

Banned cause everything i do is cute!

awesome?

manly? yes manly, that's what i meant.

Banned because i completely lured you in a corroborated Portal 2 quote! WIN!

epic cyber highfive?

i'm listening to club music while dancing like a complete dork with my sister, it's a good day so far

(shufflin' to party rock anthem is funner than you may think.)

Banned for not being able to understand me when i type in this accent...

it makes sense dammit!

simple! have a supreme court judge rule the monkey as non-existent, the monkey will accept it's non existence and thereby leave your back!

what should i go as for Halloween?

to be honest i hate newer movies, i like movies from earlier in the decade. i guess "no strings attached" was decent.

favorite genre of music? (more than one genre accepted)

BBcode

Banned for insisting on using vowels without writing to Jesus about his amended hidden commandment that states "thou shalt not use vowels." you should be ashamed.

i reserve the right as a man to not care about the difference between body wash and shampoo, so if i bring you the former when you ask for the latter don't be so freaking surprised! Deal with it!

emotions

yup...

what question do you hate being asked the most by anyone?

fine! you're hereby banned because i wouldn't cut off your feet to save my own ass from zombies...

Banned cause next time i'll use my machete.

Banned because i used a hockey stick to trip him

Rabbit season!

err, stealth.

Banned because that's simple, i just find those who can't recover from being tripped easily...hey, do you wanna help me run from zombies?

well, the problem is with your back, you need to find a more comfortable position, do you lie on a futon? those are uncomfortable as hell! try an actual bed. hope i helped!

can someone help me understand what a homonym is??

Great, buy me one and i'll see to it that Ross admits you're his favorite person...i wouldn't screw you over.

Banned because i already know where it is, why do you think i'm running?