Scorpia

granted this topic is related to FM, regardless i felt that Machinima in general seemed like a more appropriate forum for it.

Banned for not appreciating my expensive sounding imaginary drum kit!

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today i learned how to edit any song into sounding live.

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not my desired genre, i'm combining this song's audio with a classical song...

younger user's warning: foul language, women in skimpy clothing.

just got back from ze gas station.

How to save time cleaning your toilet and....?

....Cat!

Instructions on how to clean your toilet (and cat!!).

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.

4. The cat will self agitate. You may need to stand on the lid and give the cat time to make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times.This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean!

Banned because i'm air drumming.

i vote for the G3, it makes all your posts very disturbing. if not i'd choose the insanity one.

hmm...i'm trying to look through my history books to find a particular guy who helped Jews escape persecution, give me a minute.

Banned for looking up my chinese letters in an effort to hurt my feelings.

sound editing session

oh fiction can be fun! but i find the reference section far more enjoyable!

eh i don't know if it's difficult but at least i figured out how to make most songs sound live. (it makes it easier to cover them)

i'm figuring out how to make pitch drops/other effects sound smoother, the way i do it in editing makes it painfully obvious that i fucked with the song.

Banned for having a vague signature.

Tater Tot Casserole!

does anyone have the balls to walk up to someone random and give them the happiest, widest, most sexual predator-ish smile ever? just to watch their reaction.

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a very funny song.

Banned because i don't want to type like that for a week in retaliation to your getting pissed off.

yup...combining songs is what i do for entertainment lately.

do it. listen to what the text on the computer screen tells you.

i'm editing "Cara mia" and "want you gone" sections into a heavy metal song..why? i have no idea. but it somehow makes the song funny.

it fits the theme, not scary, but it definitely makes you look frightened.

Back on topic folks.

i'd chill with the moose, though i may eventually have to kill him and eat him.

horrible explosive diarrhea that'll last 4 hours, or trapped in a room listening to [song you despise here] over and over again for 4 hours?

Ban'd cuz u wana c mi werst?

i think that's about my worst there O.o seriously, how much would i piss people off if i typed like that?