Scorpia

Banned because you do not mock...the ninjaaa.

banned for not realizing i'm a high functioning amoeba.

Banned for being a multi-celled organism.

my friend put a depressing status on Facebook saying something like "i might not make it through the night" like he was putting his cry for help, and i honestly didn't know what to say. so i poked him!

Banned for not writing your own jokes.

you're not eating today.

...Fuck that! i'm a grown man, if i'm even a little hungry i'll go to a fucking corvelle, buy an ice cream cake just for a nibble, smear the rest on my face like a geisha, and throw the remainder at a homeless person, you understand?! i write my own rules and take dayquil at night! do you get it?!

i'll wear a bathrobe for no reason just the freedom of it just "Yeaah!", who's gonna tell me not to, you?! i'll kill you!

Banned because nobody's going to space mate!!!

Banned because you've been asleep for 9-9-9...9-9-

broken link mate.

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Banned for combo breaking.

steamed.

geek or dork?

Banned because i have a better solution that works out for one of both of us.

Banned because well then, i guess we can just glare at each other till one of us drops dead.

i have hundreds of these, i love the game for it's quotes

Banned because the answer is now diamonds!

Banned because don't worry it's made out of oak

hmm, trolling can be considered as being a jerk and being a jerk is against forum rules.

wtf did i just watch? XD

Banned because *Facedesk!*

SUBWAY!!!!!!

it's to be included in a different archive, the upload goes faster when the archive is primed.

on topic notice: i hear Italian is a fun language to speak.

Random notice: my cat won't stay off my damn lap.

Metallica's black album - every song.

Banned because you're good at murder. could you murder this bird for me?

Banned for shorting out after thinking too much.

Banned for using a homophone.

Banned for knowing Portal 2 and it's undeniable awesomeness.