Scorpia

...okay apparently we can add Spanish to J.C's repertoire of languages

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J.C knows spanish.

don't fear the reaper is on right now.

new favorite song update.

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mentiroso! (i'm completely aware what this word is Spanish for )

Banned because i hold junior scissor races because i'm totally not psychotic

admittedly that avatar fits you Dal

lol i don't like using derogatory terms

tales awhile i imagine?

oh shit! the text idea didn't work! RUUUN!!!

Banned for making me run.

but yea, pretty amusing, although for some reason the 4th picture- the caption doesn't quite fit :/

it seems more like a "Do it F***ot." caption. that's just me though

page doesn't exist, take the apostrophe away man

Banned because i'm posting in a color that you ain't capable of seeing (portal 2 reference )

Banned because heeeey- wait, i don't know you. don't confuse me!

Banned because you wouldn't love me if i did.

Granted, but ponyville has been refurbished into a glue factory.

i wish my cat would stop going for my sandwich.

Banned because about 45% of everything i say makes sense, and i'm high balling lol.

(i'm watching you too compadre )

what's making me think that the third sentence of the last paragraph is a lie?

Banned for putting it past him.

Granted, but it's all MRE Meal Paks (military rations)

i wish i had a better microphone.

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(i was ^that bored )

Diet.

lighter or matches?

well, uncle Bill(4 guesses on who i was named after ) went through an entire career without getting injured/shocked. it's definitely one of those things i'd learn so i can pull it out in a bind, you know, like basic automobile mechanics.

i knew i forgot someone(s), my bad man.

either which way i have great respect for the working man, my uncle's an electrician, my other uncle's a carpenter(built his own home from ground up), and my father is a welder. i'm not sure which, if any, i'd like to do. i'm leaning towards electrician.

granted, but no one steps up to you anymore, so no one notices your newly granted courage.

i wish one of the 3 jobs i applied to would call me back.

granted, but now the laws of physics no longer apply to anything. god help you.

i wish i could play Portal 2

invasion (you need coordinates for this)

no, it's a direct opposite, saying something like "but it won't run" would be a corruption

granted, instead you burst into flame.

i wish that i didn't make a wish.

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