Scorpia

it also explains the urine stain on your carpet. that's completely unrelated though, i felt it was impolite to use your toilet.

bought a plane ticket to Norway and used your stove to cook spaghetti because mine wasn't working, i hope that's alright with you...and no, what i just said isn't impractically insane!

i love dogs yet I've never owned one. once i get my own place i might get a long haired German Shepard, my Aunt has one and it stands to about 5" 8', and it's the sweetest dog you'll ever meet.

goodnight Hippie

Banned because i spelled glases wrong.

my best friend is a casual girl gamer, i can remember me teaching her how to play L4D2.

"press the "Y" button!"

"no, the "Y" button!"

"which one?"

"the "X" that's missing a leg!"

would i be wasting money if i built a machine that'll make the moon turn a different color with the push of a button?

nice hobby you have there.

welcome to the forum (yes italics were necessary!)

i think somewhere along the line this got off-topic please steer it back

who sounds like Ray Romano?

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entertainment

banned because you didn't even realize your rep went up huh?

Banned because i hate the number 18, i like 19 more.

Banned for being shot :/

i should court martial you for getting my rank wrong.

shoulder cat.

shoulder cat.

does whatever a shoulder cat does.

can he balance?

yes he can,

if he falls he'll claw my back.

look oooooooooout!

he is the shoulder caaat!

dude, cats die too easily, i've built up an emotional immunity involving me not even getting emotionally close to a cat. i only have one cat whom i'd be upset about if he'd die. but all other cats i pretty much don't even try to get close to.

banned because i took a shot and i missed.

dude, that means you're living inside your parents...

Banned for wearing shoes.

parents are coming home.

I REALLY don't know why, but i wanted a shaman type wolf. i think this works out well for my personality.

wise

it's a form of math.

question

i could imagine *begins to imagine* egh! never mind! i'm not doing that again.