Scorpia

Banned because i don't blame him for being frustrated.

...i haz coca-cola!

give it time man.

shemale= woman born with a penis...

i'm a transsexual female with a metrosexual female personality. have fun figuring that one out.

seriously though i'm male. XD

(don't rate this, just rate Luis' please.)

my bad , i like rating things.

take your time. i'm not rushing you.

'tis the season for sore thro-oats falalala la lalala

Bam? (futurama reference)

it makes me smile( i read it in her voice). 9/10

Banned for your avatar being a gif that pretends it's an image for a few seconds!

i'm drinking the Blood coming out of my mouth thanks to Jek..now i need an ambulance.

it makes me laugh, and reminds me slightly of Will Ferrel(Ferral?) 9.8/10

*chases you for 2 minutes then gives up* damn that's a fast pony!

-1A4BqX7n44 okay new randomness!

thank you Felix.

my 2,000th post!

if i knew you were a sleepwalker i would've paralyzed you during the procedure. it ain't too late though, someone fetch me my sledgehammer!

no guys, that was always there. i find it weird you knew about it! and Felix, Rarity does have that new arm...give me back my fucking pants Rarity!

wait really? damn interns...i have a 40,000 dollar Bladder surgery to explain to some random amputee...excuse me a minute..if i'm not back, kill my intern.

i rate yours a 6/10, it's a pretty decent sig.

really? damn coincidences. XD

i'm listening to various concerts on youtube.

yea, Felix. all i did to Rarity was make her urine shoot out in torrents at 100MPH...and the arm thing was to pay my rent for the month...you've made an amputee very happy Rarity.

yep! it's been replaced by a bio-mechanical apparatus made almost entirely from mercury...i'm pretty sure mercury isn't toxic though, so you're safe! honest.

selling someones liver, and someone else's arm to the black market... (check the random thread)

but in RL i'm exploring youtube.

Felix! hi..yea, just to let you know..um..haha, your poop is gonna be radioactive for a few, well, years...sorry buddy. talk about learning from your mistakes right? kinda happens when i don't know how to steal a liver properly...

*under breath: wait until you have to pee...

oh that arm, i don't know how that got there! or how i got chloroform.....

nothing involving experimenting on you while you sleep..that'd be crazy!