Scorpia

purple must be the answer to the perfect taste! anyway back to normal daily functions...i'm hungry.

that's what i thought Kirkreng! but purple..i cannot figure out for the life of me. eh Rarity, i'm not thinking of associative tastes more like what they would taste like if they had a taste...

does "functionally retarded" cover this kid adequately?

well then, we love you too

i thought keys changed on an algorithmic equation :/

ugh, tell me about it! i try to make a point that not all Americans are stupid/ignorant...guess some are obliged to lower the bar.

i wonder what colors would taste like...i imagine blue would have a slightly tangy taste...

i'm not being politically correct on her behalf. trust me man, i meant to say "he's" ..btw "Souljagirl"? Really? *sigh*

*they're* sorry Zak, i usually never grammar Nazi but that was bugging me a bit :/ i like my ponies with a side of ham mixed with bacon bits.

he's doing a bang-up job making us look bad. thanks for helping the cause Brah. -.-

move to game section? today i learned that i sing better when tired. source: a Metallica song.

yea, you know Cortana from Halo 3? lol, i'm pretty sure you do. i'd like a signature with her in it please....as for text, i'm not too sure, i might just go with Bill Ludwick someplace in there... Renders: http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/e/e4/Cortana-H3.png if you can find a better one, please use it. feel free to ask questions. oh btw background should be blue, or whatever color(s) compliments the overall signature. size should be roughly the same as my current sig.

wow, according to search that word is used 4,297 times. i took away the results from the top title... the word "lol" is used 8,531 times..wow, i thought it'd be even...

TBH i'm pretty interested in pastebin..seems easier than converting text files to images lol

i'll make it a competition, first one to get it get's a rep point. good luck

give you a clue: Boy Scouts.

i hate to break it to you Palmer, but that ain't rain. (anyone know the movie that's from? )

you need to eat a collection of Popsicle sticks while talking slowly to yourself in a corner. i ran out of ammo! know a good place to get more?

it made me laugh for some reason 7/10

i'm about to get cheesey fries! well, the great thing about having a sis that's still in school is the satisfaction stemming from wishing her a good day then sleeping in while she's in school. god, i love being born first!

i'm sure you didn't, many of us would like to have those...the possibilities of having a book of those things issue-able only to your wife or significant other. i think sex shops make those. i've gone bankrupt, and my cat ate the last of our food! any advice?

way beyond my league. damn. oh well, to Omegle i go! 20 bucks says that somebody will disconnect me after they find out i'm a guy -.-

very classy felix. wish granted but um...oh i got it, whenever you get an erection so much blood goes to it that you pass out during the entire sexual episode i wish that a job would call back soon.

so random, i guess i decided to change my avatar to a Colonel insignia...i like it.

Banned because, it must be more common than you thought :/