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Scorpia

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  1. hire mike Tyson to punch you in the stomach for a couple minutes, puke up your last meal, observe the vomit melting through the floor, eat the floor.

     

    i forgot to capitalize Tyson's first name, how do i prevent him from killing me!

  2. first of which is get the emperor of japan to lie to you about his birthday, once he does go on his computer and type your question, the part where you'll need to learn Japanese to navigate his computer, i cannot help you with :D

     

    i just got ninja'd how do i prevent it!

  3. simple, kidnap the guy in charge of the playstation network, hold a banana up to his head, and tell him to get you the best internet available or you'll mess up his hair!

     

    how can i raise money for an ipod?

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