Scorpia

Is it normal to want a giant gong and use it to wake up my family to announce important news when i have it?

Banned for half-baked legitimate reasons.

A daring way to brighten up a situation is to say "I'm here for the porn".

Unless the group you're in is incapable of laughter.

 

Post 2: Another thing to do is post three times in a row.

 

Post 3: And then make a wish

 

Mod action: 3 posts edited into one.

Really wish you wouldn't make 3 posts in a row, man. Now i gotta get over feeling like a tool for using the phrase "Mod action".

what's continuity? i think it's some sort of a villain that Ash faced when he was battling Yu-Gi-Oh in Digimon...

I'm not inactive; I just haven't been posting all that much. In any case, you've been great. I'll miss, you man.

I'll answer that in the form of a question: do you think funeral home directors make enough money to exact an adequate investigation of a certain type of theft on their property?

Eh, I don't use them on people; I use them on cadavers. Totally not the same thing.

Is it crazy to spend 40 bucks on a set of throwing knives?

Singing in Japanese...with lyrics...because i don't know the language, but enjoy singing in it for some reason.

I've donated blood 4 times in my life. My blood type is O-, which means anyone can use my blood, but i can only accept O-.(My next donation is scheduled for January, i had to wait a year because i received a tattoo.) I'm not an organ donor though at the behest of my dad. He wants my body intact when i pass. understandable.

Really? Ok. it's cool we have a store now though.

I've had no internet access for the last two months, but i'm back. I actually forgot how to type since last time i was here....dammit, i'm slow at this!

Like my dad?

I deleted the duplicates.

Here's the funny thing. In my normal speaking voice, I can NOT do a New York accent. But a LOT of my voices have near flawless New York accents. I mean, what the hell?

At least your normal speaking voice isn't a Boston accent for some reason...or the Bronx, or British like that guy said one time.

Also, doing different voices is a different thought process than normal speaking. For example, this weird voice i can do (i can't describe it; weird works.) I can do 3 convincing accents in it. however, in my normal voice, i can only do one of them. Your brain's a dick like that.

I bought Mass Effect 2, and I've been absolutely engrossed in it. Such a wonderful game.

Good thinking, Felix. But if Breen's teleport was somehow slower, he wouldn't be aware of the time he spent in it. Alyx's, and Gordon's transition was seamless, they had no idea they were gone for so long; it seemed instant. So, if Breen did survive, he'd most likely come out as much of an ass-hat as when he went in.

Sh-she called again and asked me to bring her up a cigarette. i did it. My mom wanted one too, so now I'm getting Pizza Hut tomorrow...Why do i feel like I've really sold-out?

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Being in total fucking denial about my sister calling me on her cell phone about bringing her a drink. She was upstairs. I've just been reduced to my sister's fucking room service! and i did it for only 50 cents!! dammit!

Dear God, help me. My sister is on one of her "i'm going to incessantly annoy you until you commit suicide" moods. Trust me, ignoring her does NOT work!

Has anyone read the Spam bot's posts? they don't even make any fucking sense! what are they selling? what the fuck does the text wrapped around those links have to do with anything? Why's alot of them in Russian?

I don't know, but I'm betting there's going to be a new one when i get done typing this!

Here's how you get rid of those: First, retrieve scalpel from a hospital's waste site. Second, find magic marker and draw out your cutting line in an arc on top of eyelid. Three, find a fifth of straight vodka(to numb pain). Four, chug that shit! Five, sit on vibrating chair. Six, begin cutting your line taking great care to ignore depth and precision. Seven, allow family dog to clean-up bloody residue(their tongues are clean, you know!) . Eight, visit local center for blind people...for...no particular reason. Good luck!

Um...dude...

Yo, I'm here alot too, man. I just don't post as much these days.

Also, yea, you have a good point. But it's nothing myself, Alyxx, and LS can't handle. I'm not speaking for the entire staff; if anyone else thinks we need help, then by all means.

If they are generic, one-sentence posts, then it's spamming. (I.E: I totally agree with what you're saying.)

By the way, do you want to do that to test us? like see how far you can go with bending the rules, or what?