Scorpia

unfortunately my speakers can't play any louder than they are now.

Banned because it figures pinkie pie isn't making a mean face in your signature.

Lemony Snickets right? another author i read is James Patterson

my previous ban lifted for not taking advantage of our language gap.

the Alex Rider series, it includes 9 books that i'm reading from the beginning. why? because reading is fucking awesome! seriously. right now i'm on Skeleton Key(3rd!) is it a bad sign that i saw the word "Books" then i was all over this page?

Banned because you're goddamned fucking right it does!

Banned because i'm in 11th place in post count.

Qzk36pvY5FI this little compilation of guitar, bass, drums, vocals, and awesome.

Banned because you ain't very clear on where you're from good sir...

Banned because i love my country, no crime here..moving on.

i'm not a brony..i'm neutral. lol, i'm just gonna shoot ya for something to do! but seriously though, prepare to die.

that sir, is a massive signature 0.0

yea..i didn't really peg you as the type to watch the show, then immediately change your name to Fluttershy. if you did that i woulda killed you! hahahahaha ha ha haaaaaaa...

don't read the spoiler...it's the same image as the link. download/file.php?id=449 so i uploaded the pic as an attachment, hid it in spoiler tags, copied the image URL, and then i posted the link below it. (i'm too lazy to upload it to photobucket, this is much faster) i'm pretty sure this is a good way to heed Alyxx's request... am i considered smart now? edit: anyone, feel free to use this method, it is way faster than uploading to photo sharing sites.. or just post the attachment or link in a spoiler tag? idk if that's better...

(glares at Rusty evilly than retreats in a corner slowly accepting the fact that he's right) ya just had to one-up me!

unfortunately the rest of us do...no Mark, we're not jealous..honest.

Banned because i'm pretty sure you used Google translate for that..

interesting..i'm not trying to sound melancholy or anything, but i would reverse the death of my brother. are you good with butterfly knives? (this thing:)

......spank you, Helpy Helperton! (ace ventura ;D )

it's finally warm, might play football with some of my buds..if they don't break my damn ribs this time they ain't doing it right!

the most delicious concoction my mother has invented out of boredom: tater-tot casserole! mmmmmmmmmmm <3

conspiracy or not i'm still shooting her *rifle cocks*...

Banned because you can speak in polish, and you can call my mom fat without me knowing.

4/5, i liked it.. this is my favorite song by A7X right now, it's about their drummer who passed away A7ry4cx6HfY

i'm 78% sure you just called bronys simple minded love the random usage of Ebonics btw