Scorpia

*sing-song: the more you knooooow *rainbow star*

no i was saying, my dreams are a result of anxiety

anyway i'm heating up left over tater-tot casserole, then i''l post in the "what're you eating/drinking thread" after that

Kaweebo *sigh*...i've been gone for a day 1/2 and then...that?

yea my friend, cory, he's looking at it, he's good at rebuilding xboxs, so far he said that he switched a dozen stuff(he's got like 3 Xboxes, i don't know why..) and can't figure out what's wrong with it. ah , the xbox can be broken; if my hard drive is corrupted..i have 2 years worth of saved games, if that's busted than..idk.

he thought the board was junk, apparently he was mistaken. he said he switched a dozen stuff but it still won't turn on...i was hoping it was a fried cord..he said he's gonna do research on it today after school..so yea.

seriously! do what we say and buy the game! it doesn't benefit us at ALL, WE KNOW THAT, we just want YOU to be HAPPY!

Steve Reichert is my favorite sniper here's why:

 

Fucking Americans. Never mind that your country is the greatest achievement in all of man kind; never mind that your country was the first country in the world to be founded on the principle of individual rights in a world of collectivism; never mind that your country was the first country to recognize the fact that wealth was created i.e. you recognized that wealth was virtually limitless as opposed to a static quantity; never mind the fact that 19th century American capitalism increased the standard of living tenfold: Americans think they're the best at everything!

 

Little American got a one mile kill? So cute! Canadian sniper Arron Perry had a confirmed kill of over 1.4 miles; a few days later, Canadian sniper Rob Furlong had a confirmed kill of over one and a half miles. Both men came from the same Canadian sniper squad.

 

I'm just kidding; I love Americans--I'm one myself. It's just that Canadians get screwed out of history quite a bit--why is there no over dramatic documentary of Rob Furlong?

 

Canada may be an inferior country in many ways, but not when it comes to snipers.

btw, Steven Riechart got 3 kills with one shot in 1 mile kill through a fucking wall. might be little bit impressive dude.

yea, i didn't read your last sentence, and i didn't know you were american..so yea, anyway, moving on.

Banned because i know why you chuckled.

jelly of root beer? ugh, god no i'm not.

coca cola, and cereal out of the box.

i'm there too bro, except mine involves: "sex" dreams that i wake up from before anything happens, almost being killed by a Big-ass spider(like i was actively struggling to breathe, it was horrible.), or, my favorite btw, being chased by Leatherface(chainsaw massacre) while i'm in a stupidly antique truck...and the fucking thing somehow flies at some point.

Banned because i find it adds a necessary flair to my profile...and you're a hypocrite mam.

i'm being bored

sounds good Alyxx, can you make me some eggs? i'll be outside in 10 hours...

...lucky son of a-

if anyone knows about Xboxs; does it seem entirely plausible that my cord is just fucked? last night we had a bad storm, i'm guessing that is what caused the damage. like if you smell the connecting point of the power chord it has a slight burned smell to it...but the port of the Xbox smells like it normally should; like plastic. so is it plausible that the electrical damage just affected the power box and not the Xbox itself? i mean for fucks sake i just got Dues Ex last week!

ah, go ahead. with any luck it could be a bad cord..idk..

wondering how hard i'm going to have throw my fists into a wall before i break a bone into my artery causing my death.../complete rage.

my xbox360 is broken, i'm guessing the big storm we had last night fried it. it won't turn on, yes all the cords are plugged in. there's a disc stuck in there too. so yea my day is basically fucking ruined!

it's a secret known only to a special order of Ludwicks, it involves mysticism, magic, and a big-ASS griddle...

he'd only be bested by Ross...

if you got something you created really fucking famous, with an italics "really"?

Granted, but you can only wish to benefit someone else now.

granted, Doug is an awesome guy, but his security shoots you 70 times because you reached into your pocket for a pen and paper.

i wish i had 500,000 dollars..

fortunately i'll always have custom signatures

Smosh reference..nice.

have a conversation with one of them..probably talk to fluttershy.

Banned because: WIN!

went on Omegle, pretended to be a chick, started a sex chat with someone, began with normal "sex chat stuff" ended it with Barbed whips, cattle prods, and his penis being replaced with..*ahem* something painful. I've never heard a person say "fuck you" so much in my life XD.

lol i only got to "taking off my bra" before i slapped him with a Barbed whip.

Best real-life trolling you've ever done?

DOES SOMEONE HAVE KAW'S SHOTS??!! he's getting raucous again...

fortunately you're right..