Scorpia

This disturbing, yet oddly hilarious, mental image brought to you by: Felix Whooves. -.-

Where are my matches? i need to burn things!

That's interesting and all, but I've been secretly an English man in real life, posing as an American woman pretending to be an American man.

Banned for not earning your mandatory promotion...PAY CUT FOR YOU!!!

Damn. Well, good point. Carry on.

Speaking of carrying on, is it cool if I kidnap everyone you love, and put them in an Harlequin Romance edition of "My Deceased Butler"? It's a play I'm legally not allowed to do due to the involvement of the elderly. I'm known for abusing senior citizens, long story. Anyway, I'm into realism, and alot of people die in this thing. Also, I can't afford blanks...So, live ammo will have to be used. Is that cool? Can i get your support on this?

Because it'd be in bad taste to compromise her professionalism...or something.

Dude, don't encourage her. She'll go into detail...at great length...regardless of whether anyone wants her to or not.

Now I'm just bored. lol

 

My only somewhat trite response wins everything.

That was a total cop-out, dude.

(also, really? too far, man.)

Sorry.

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Mortal? Madness? I'M ALREADY MAD!!1

Yea, then you activate my trap card.

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And i'm using that to activate the Moderator- Kyou.

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Yea, that just happened.

You made it because you can take it. you're the skillful editor, the parody maker, The ShinyObject.

I-I don't know. I'm so sorry.

Nick Hoffman. He plays Baritone. We have a game on Friday, hint hint. Nobody would hate you if you did it. He's an annoying, perverted little twat.

Right, i thought it was this saxophone playing guy, but my memory's a bit fuzzy. you know what? i think it was this Nick Hoffman kid. Well, everyone in the band would probably want to avoid him. i'm not sure how potent the radiation tablets i'm putting in his lunch tomorrow are...and i don't need a bunch of deaths i'm not gettin' paid for.

OT: Watching Pearl Harbor.

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OT: Just received payment from that bonding day hit. I think there was a witness though. this blonde dude was ushering people away from every related stand i was told to target. So, either he knew about the job, or he saw me...700 yards away. Either way, It shouldn't be too hard figuring out who the kid is.

(not talking to anyone, i write better when i feel like i'm talking to someone.)

Okay, the reason why i don't vent to you or mom is because when i do, and a little word like "goddamn" or "fucking" comes out, you have to interrupt me to correct me. Which pisses me off more. parents in general are horrible to talk about your problems to. when you feel down, they tell you you shouldn't feel this way, or i'm being stupid, instead of listening, they lie to me religiously (And don't even get me started on that...)Anyway, what you don't get. I don't want advice to be completely honest. i just want somebody to listen to me. Not judge, not tell me some bullshit like they know my life, or my feelings. i'm sorry, but just because you're my parents don't always mean you're an expert. Like mom, you think i'm sad or some shit...but i'm just in my own head thinking of random things and that's just the face i make of neutrality. So, i WANT to share my problems with you, but not if you can't be fucking objective! okay?!

And i take "will shoot on sight" as more of an option than a threat.

It works, Felix.

Becoming increasingly more obsessed with the Gears of War series...mostly the story-line stuff...

Way to make it less funny...also, i'm not completely sure if i'm even allowed to do that...i should probably check on that...

Hey, would you be mad if i posted in the name of your account and made you say horrible things?

(btw, i'm not talking to anyone specific. just whomever answers)

I'm preparing an eagle's nest(sniper's nest) near where these people will be having a band bonding day...I'm trying to knock these people who make fries out of business by targeting their customers. So, if you like fries, god help you.

Nose fetish? well, that's a new one. I'm 20, and I've yet to hear about someone with a nose fetish.

@Goliath: Yup. It's posts have been deleted, so you may want to edit your post. maybe not, up to you.

You know csharlee i rember...remmemeber...you know what i'm trying to say, dammit. I...recall when you were a lad but 13...your mother and myself always told you to stay away from the toaster. but you always ignored us...thinking you were so superior! well! who's superior now? you! onstipulationilizing me! into letting you stay at my place! without rent!! when your home...stead...got repossessed! Iiiii think it's a fine idea, my boy! i want you...to stay with your parents...forever. Wellll, not forever...but until you decide...that...we are you creators...or...um, i lost my thought...thought train...Am...am i drunk? i rember i family of beers...they were nice people...and i killed them! *starts crying* i murdered them all!!! just because...i love you...almost like...a son. so! welcome home! i'll prepare the foodton...futen...FUTON! for you. and help yourself to anything in my fridge...but please! don't murder...any of my beers! i-i want them alive...for as looong as possible...until about 9PM...