Scorpia

Yea, Que sera sera.

Just got MW3, liking it so far, though i'm rusty. I've been playing that, but i'm taking a break now.

"a computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at Kickboxing." ~Emo Philips

Rebuffing Kyou for his sexual advances towards me. Look, I know I'm adorable but I'm just not interested, okay?

Then quit asking me to mow your lawn shirtless! Better yet, quit asking me to mow your lawn!

Eating, listening to music, recovering from having to stand in one place for 5 hours.

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The fuck did we do? XD

Chastising Pinkie for having fun in threads. How dare he!

Luxurious

Honestly, i don't talk about my sex life. that's personal stuff.

If i look in the fridge right now, do you think i'll find any Pepsi in there?

Going to bed. got a job interview tomorrow.

Um ok.

*Ahem*

Ba-da-duh-dum-bah-dah-da-dum-ba-dah-da-dum-twidldely twiddelydiddlydiddly

Ba-da-duh-dum-bah-dah-da-dum-ba-dah-da-dum-twidldely twiddelydiddlydiddly

Big wheels keep on turning

Carry me home to see my kin

Singing songs about the Southland

I miss Alabama once again

And I think it's a sin, yes

Well, I heard Mr. Young sing about her

Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down

Well, I hope Neil Young will remember

A Southern man don't need him around anyhow

Sweet home Alabama

Where the skies are so blue

Sweet home Alabama

Lord, I'm coming home to you

In Birmingham they love the governor, boo boo boo

Now we all did what we could do

Now Watergate does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth

Sweet home Alabama

Where the skies are so blue

Sweet home Alabama

Lord, I'm coming home to you

Here I come, Alabama

Ah ah ah

Alabama, ah ah ah

Alabama, ah ah ah

Alabama, ah ah ah

Alabama

Now Muscle Shoals has got the swampers

And they've been known to pick a song or two

(Yes, they do!)

Lord, they get me off so much

They pick me up when I'm feeling blue, now how about you?

Sweet home Alabama

Where the skies are so blue

Sweet home Alabama

Lord, I'm coming home to you

Sweet home Alabama, oh, sweet home baby

Where the skies are so blue and the governor's true

Sweet home Alabama, Lordy

Lord, I'm coming home to you, yeah yeah

Montgomery's got the answer

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Pretty sure that sums up my language right there.

You Play Now!!!

Hey Carl, i haven't talked to you in forever. how've you been?

9/10. made me laugh.

I think you've accidentally your posts...

Puppies.

What kind of car do you/parents own?

That was fuckin' beautiful, man!

I'm calling you Fluttershy, I don't care what anyone says. that or Zach. Fuck the po-lice! Wait, ain't I technically the police?

monitor

(i associated Pixar with pixels and that led to computer monitors.)

Long periods of non-talking, bottling it in, and eventually exploding catastrophically. it's hard when you're supposed to be the rock of the family.

Why is it that when i make Reese's they don't taste as good as the name-brand ones?

I give up on image posting, so here:

 

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Derp.

Fluttershy, you shouldn't post obscene images. I think i'm going to have to ban your account.

(I'm kidding. My lawyers say i have to say that at some point. )

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Skip to 35 secs for the actual song. lol

Does ANYONE know how that whole song goes?

AH BEN YA YAY!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

TOBETWHENITISNOTASMARTIDEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Had to do it.

OH! In the jungle, the quuuuiet jungle, the lion sleeps toniiiiiiight!