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DUM-D-DUH-DUM-D-DUM-D-DUH-DUM-D-DUM-DUH DUH-D-DUUUUUM!

OHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHMBI-BAHM-BA-BAHWEEEEEEH!!

yup, that just happened.

HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIVES

 

Edit:

JILL?!

 

wat

I made a joke about getting a sex change awhile back, so he calls me Jill instead of Bill. i misspell his name as Zack(Zach) to get him back when he calls me it. lol

I'm sorry, i really can't, dude.

Oh, Zack, all it was was a picture. a collection of pixels that upon organizing them formed an image that broke the rules.

does that answer your question, sir?

It's so WARM!

Hmm, yea, probably.

A glass carousel decoration...well, i'm fucked.

This:

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I feel like i'm being given a Que here...

So, does that mean one of us is dead? because that term only comes up when affairs are being discussed. plus burying you would be sad, and i don't think i could take not haunting you after i'm gone. i just can't do it.

Is that muthafuckin' white horse with diamonds on it's ass staring at me?

Yea, but then i'm like:

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I think i have the only bathroom in existence that doesn't have tile floors, but carpet. What the fuck were these people thinking?

Has a child ever told you something that made you feel like shit?

One time I had a kid come over to my house and tell me that it was small and boring. So, I told him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret basement full of games and toys that I never tell anyone about. He wanted to see it really badly at that point, so I told him to wait outside the basement door so I could get the games and toys ready for him. I took a bucket of glitter mixed in with super glue and set it up on the top of the basement door. I gave the kid the cue to come inside, and when he opened the door, I stabbed him.

Congrats sir. you win!

A car, a man, a maraca.

A Toyota’s a Toyota.

Are we not drawn onward to new era?

What do these phrases have in common? guess right, you get a rep point. please play fair, and don't google anything.

have you ever tried pudding? it's really good.

PUDDING!

Banned because if you saved over my Skyrim game, i'm adding you to every sort of list a telemarketer can reach you with. >

Rape, murder, war, pollution, abuse.

and having a sex with the same gender, yes.

Hmm, i wholeheartedly disagree. people can't help whom they're attracted to, nor should they even try. the last thing i would put same-sex couples in a list with is that of something as horrible as rape or murder. they're both extremely traumatic and one party didn't have a choice in the matter. war, in a way, maybe; there's arguments, fights, people could even end up dead, but both sides know what they're getting into. same could be said for any sort of couple. Pollution, in other words contamination; people can be very easily contaminated/polluted/corrupted by their other. it also goes without saying that everyone can be in an abusive relationship. my point, Gay/straight/whatever all go through the same shit. they're not any different than you or I, just they're choice in companionship, and the trials they bare for having the right to enjoy that is differing from yours or mine.

people will always fear, and unfortunately come to hate that which they don't understand.

Banned because i like your avatar.

Nah, we're not there yet. :/

counting my post we got like 7 left. i realize you didn't mean right now. i like counting things, and memorizing things. i just like things. alright, thanks for your time.

*kneels* okay, now you kneel.

heh heh Get it? like you wanted me to kneel before you kneeled? get it? heh-heh heh-heehhhh. i'll shut up now.

...the first thing i pick-out from that picture is that Gordon sleeps with his glasses on. He's going to break 'em!

I know that Psycho already mentioned it, i caught that after i posted this. :/

Banned for implying i have a heart!

Hey, sorry, but things that may lead to the discovery of NSFW sites are not allowed. please PM Felix if you're participating in this thing.