Scorpia

Welcome! to a new edition of: Bill's untrue facts!

Fact: Rarity's last name is West.

thank you for your time.

Banned for basically asking me to pirate an episode of Mythbusters to prove a point.

Happy birthday, Scout!

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singing along to this for a vocal exercise, also because the "i love this fucking song!" thing...

Banned because Alyxx's bust is rumored to have manipulative qualities mostly involved in the ability to nullify arguments. what? it was on Mythbusters! they confirmed the myth was true, by the way.

Sorry, bro. shaved a few days before i took this. it does grow in kinda patchy for some reason. Also, do it. if it makes you feel better, i promise to say inappropriate, sexual things to you.

If your shirt gets stretched in an argument, that wasn't an argument but something close to a fight...??[/size]

 

It wasn't something i started, but the guy was 16, i'm 20. I couldn't hit him, so i don't count it as a fight.

 

I Appreciate that, Foal.

 

And thank you, Alyxx.

 

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Not sure what i was looking at...or what i was thinking. by the way the shirt got stretched during an argument i had with someone.

A pounding headache reverberating in my ears. it's rhythm only slightly interrupted when i blink.

"You're not sitting on a pressure bomb i put put in your chair, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"It won't go off the second you get up Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"I didn't wire a voice switch making it explode when you use multiple syllables, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

Racing

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When a man named Clyde loses his Zip Code to the IRS, he formulates a plan where the bioterrorism taskforce known as the IGYHA are the only ones who can help him. at the same time, his ex wife, Bianca, A swimming coach using a drowning accident to separate Clyde from his children, Keeps cutting his brakes and siphoning his gas throughout the entire film. Towards the end of the film you find out it was Thomas who spiked his pepto-bismal with Heroine in an attempt to deceive the guard dog into thinking his master was dead. Using the distraction to convince the Chicago Bears to host a game asking the IRS to give his house back only to find out his house was never gone, he just simply received the wrong letter due to him living in a duplex. Bianca does end up going to jail, not for sabotage, but leaving her kid home alone during the entire summer this film takes place.

(wow, my bullshit almost seems like a good movie. )

Jack Frost

Banned because of the cheesy action flick my mother is watching right now.

Go figure that i made a false observation to confuse the hell out of people? yea, kinda sounds like me.

Oh, i wasn't talking to you two.

Did you really need to fix your profile...

The fuck?

TF2 with Rarity.

Banned because you're close (Kie-oo Foo-Jee-Bay-A-Shee). only off at two points.

I'd like to tell you it's going to go by quickly, but i don't know how you interpret this sorta thing. Music'll probably help.

I'm sorry, man. just keep reminding yourself that it's not forever. Are you completely cut off from internet, phone calls, etc. with him/her?

Banned because that's okay, most people say the same thing. lol

Banned because...um...well...you see, you lied about your location, therefore banned for lying to us. and stuff.

Banned because most of the residents of Detroit would beg to differ...