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Scorpia

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  1. Somebody say something to make me laugh, I feel like giving a rep point away for some reason. (also if you don't want a rep point, just suggest somebody i should give one to.)

  2. @BTG: Fair enough, 5 hour energy doesn't really do anything to me also. i think it's a rip-off because of that...

     

    i found this pretty funny.

    Btw, don't read this if you don't like dirty jokes...

     

     

    >Be Me

    >Running with my girl

    >She's so hot

    >We stop running

    >She looks at me

    >Licks her lips

    >It's go time

    >She clutches my body

    >She smiles at me

    >I'm naked at this point

    >She wraps her lips around my tip

    >She starts sucking

    >feelsgoodman.jpg

    >I start shooting into her mouth

    >She swallows it all.

    >She squeezes me again

    >I shoot on her face and hair until I can't anymore

    >She's so naughty

    >We're in public.

    >Nobody minds

    > "Delicious" she says.

    >She goes over to a water fountain

    >Fills me up

    >Can't wait until she stops again

    >I'm a sports bottle.

     

  3. I'm putting Red Bull in my coffee maker instead of water....wish me luck.

     

    Stop!

    You will create philosopher's stone, ya crazed scientist!

     

    fell asleep at 7 am, there was a period that i'm pretty sure i could see noise, and blinking wasn't exactly possible for longer than half a millisecond...It was awesome. :D

  4. Well, a little more goes into it than that, I mean, i'm pretty sure i could ban you if you said "I hate Ross' videos, and everything involving him." In which case if you said that, then there's really no point in being allowed here.

     

    banned for making me say that awful sentence up there. :(

  5. Make his fight on the hills in the early day

    Constant chill deep inside

    Shouting gun on they run through the endless gray

    On they fight for their right, yes, but who's to say?

     

    For a hill, men would kill, why? They do not know

    [incomprehensible] wounds test their pride

    Men of five, still alive through the raging glow

    Gone insane from the pain and they surely know

     

    For whom the bell tolls

    Time marches on

    For whom the bell tolls

     

    Take a look to the sky just before you die

    It is the last time he will

    Blackened roar, massive roar fills the crumbling sky

    Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry

     

    Stranger now are his eyes to this mystery

    He hears the silence so loud

    Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be

    Now they see what will be blinded eyes to see

     

    For whom the bell tolls

    Time marches on

    For whom the bell tolls

  6. Hey, you go to Funnyjunk too, eh? i can't see the image. the admin there did something or other so that it won't link images. I guess he's worried about copyright or people stealing from his site, idk.

  7. I won't need them. like i said, i'm going to play 1, I was just pointing out something pretty consistent. I figure there must be a REASON you live and breathe(sorry if i used the wrong form of this word, i'm tired and it doesn't look right either way.) these games.

     

    ...

     

    I kinda went against myself up there; I pride myself on being the "wait and see" guy not the "assumptive" guy. So yea, I shouldn't have assumed. i'll just play it and render my verdict. :)

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