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@spike: It's not really getting between him...well actually, what would you call rigging his electricity to go out, paying his parents to hound him, and rigging the batteries he buys for his controller to go out faster than they should?

topic: i'm way more bored than any human being should be.

translation: Mass Effect is more satisfying than sex and drugs, I don't need an intervention, Why is the sun beginning to grow more painful?

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on that note, you'd probably think i was boring if i acted like an adult all the time. I'm pretty sure i maintain a good balance.

On that note, I could totally take advantage of a "that's what she said" moment...

@applejack: Banned because...okay, now do i just feel like a fuckin' dumbass? XD

@Pinkie: Banned because no way! I was just about to say that you crazy cunt! heheh

Owl-ing and planking...are we really trying to devolve here?

...I come to it every time there's a new post, i just rarely post here.

And that thing you just edited, please don't use that word again.

Let's get back on topic, please.

Mortal Kombat again.

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Can i ask what brought on the notion to combine those two? lol

Banned because I'm not really sure why it's even called "steam"...just putting that out there.

Rarity, you're making my job pointless when you start making fun of yourself.

Thank you.

Banned for using the word "evil" pretty much every other word.

if you have a job where you work for the government, and you need to live there so you don't leak what they're doing, and it's a job that requires no static whatsoever, then yea, your house is that clean.

unrelated question: Does this look infected to you?

Banned for having a french accent for some reason.

Banned because I fucking hate that judge!

OH GOD! HIT THE DECK!

seeing how far i can go before you start watching it.

Might need to fix your video tags, man.

Banned because i just got Ninja'd twice...IS THIS WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING TO PEOPLE?! OH THE HUMANITY! /Unforgotten realms.

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i think it's more like a lemon. A brown lemon that has the power to summon a 2,000 pound mongoloid who enjoys barreling into your testicles. /nerd

Banned because your dad has the same name as you.(i'm assuming "the2nd" part of your name refers to your dad being named charles/Chuck. )

I got bored and straightened my hair.

that look on my face is supposed to be a smile, looked like one on my phone, but yea. Fail.