Scorpia

Banned because i never said i needed elaboration.

1307

Granted, but you're next to shit.

(ever hear the saying "wish in one hand, shit in the other. see which one fills up first."?)

I wish I had a 12v DC computer fan.

Banned for not elaborating.

Banned because it's definitely a cause for being more creative.

Musical

1305

Banned for making it difficult to come up with a reason to ban you...and helping me, and Bob take over the page.

1303

Banned because your other talent is probably illegal in 36 states...

(yea, i got a talent for it too. )

@rarity: Banned because read the reason. (reputation)

@BTG: Banned for you being the one who's drunk.

did you mean "I wish It didn't"? If so, granted, but Your job pays close to slave wages.

If you meant what you said, i don't know what to say to corrupt that. :/

I wish I had enough money to take my SATs.

1299

Banned because mission successful, now i'm getting me some chicken nuggets.

Taco

WiFi, or Ethernet?

Banned because knowing myself, and how hilarious it is when you jump to those conclusions, i'm going to say "no" to that one.

Car

Books or movies

Banned because your mind made it creepy. (I meant trolling you wise. it may have sounded creepy, but that wasn't my intention. )

pop (Michael Jackson sells me on that one.)

Dream job*, or beautiful, faithful wife(or husband).

*mind you the girls you'd get with the money you get from your dream job doesn't compare to the latter.

1297 generic counting posts.

Banned because you should imagine what i'd do if we wasn't friends. O.O

1295

Banned because your reaction makes it 3 times more entertaining.

Granted, But he's embarrassingly clingy.

(I was being nice. )

I wish one of my job applications would go through already.

Banned because I feel I should apologize for stealing your moment.