Scorpia

May I inquire as to where you hold your presence? - Seriously, i knew the rollercoaster was badass, but I didn't think it was actually going to go off track after the loop!

My twin and I tell each other that we're Gorgeous all the time(we're both men). everyday for no particular reason. it boosts our self esteem, and it's totally not gay...it's actually more like masturbation. ... What?

*2 hours later* aaand done! you might wanna have a cashier or someone help you with getting the ingredients...and don't lay down for 2 weeks...or bend in any direction....also i didn't clean the knife. okay! have a good one!

Okay, turn around, this is happening! *takes out flaying knife*

Apparently you haven't met my uncle...

They better be good pancakes or i'll carve a pancake recipe into your back! >

*sigh* i'll get the suction cups. -.-

No, the man law is walking in on him doing it, then walking away and not even bring it up in the next morning or ever... and NO, pinkie, just no!

Okay, everyone still in this thread i'm shooting you into the sun in 5 minutes. XD

I want some starbucks...

What's going to be the method of getting our lines to you if you do pick one of us? like are we gonna do a Teamspeak session, or just record our lines then send them to you? (this is pretty important information in my case.)

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Maybe we had it backwards. Ross doesn't get more views because of Machinima, Machinima gets more views because of Ross! Yeap, again proving my theory that Ross is awesome. Yea, I'm not a Grammar Nazi, but that's not how you spell the word "fact", Alyxx...

I just recently learned 5 languages; Italian, Russian, German, Japanese, and Bullshit...

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I couldn't even be mad at her, just the innocent expression she had on her face made me laugh.

My door was locked, i knocked 5 times. so i hiked to the side of my house then as i was scaling my home i had an epiphany...my mom was sitting on the couch near the door. why didn't she get up so i could get in? "because it's less funny that way." fucking troll mom.

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...well, um...people are just so damn normal, aren't they?! O.O

Ross, i'll Volunteer for that, i have enough time to. just PM me with exactly what you want me to do, and i'll see to it.

Alright, i concede. THAT was good! +rep.

Feeling happy that I've been counterfeiting 100s of dollar bills for 15 years...(you see what you do, Alyxx? ) if that's true, Axel, then i guess that makes his joke 10x funnier.

Bring it! 'inspirational' is my middle name! >

*looks at chuck's speech* challenge accepted! by not doing this you're failing all of us who can't give oral presentations, do you think we'd like to bask in the glow of peer of approval(and maybe a random thong)? of course we do! do you think we wanna feel the bored applause of an impatient class as they wait for some jackass to finish his speech so they can get to lunch early?? of course we do! be brave for all of us who can't control a class' sanity at will, think about it! you can speak in complete monotone and bore the living shit out of people (awesome.) you can also be funny and make a class laugh with you! (cool.) it's all you! you have the paper! you have the opportunity! you have the pedestal! now make me proud, Zach! yea, what's up, Chuck!?