Scorpia

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i don't know why, i just am.

Discovery channel? Its called the bad touch.

i know, i just couldn't think of the name at the time so i typed in "Discovery channel".

anyway, i'm listening to

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(yea, didn't like it too much either.)

The Expendables, Full Metal Alchemist, and Scrubs.

i just got it today, so I've been watching T.V shows mostly.

still watching Netflix.

going back to Old school. (referring to my avatar.)

yea, it's a movie about a succubus who eats boys to stay beautiful. Megan Fox is in it...it's not too bad.

I'm enjoying Netflix.

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procrastinating taking a shower because i'm too damn comfortable...

yea, i'm gonna go ahead and do that.

i honestly couldn't think of a better triumphant reaction image, so there ya go.

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*ahem*err, i mean, that stuff makes me uncomfortable?

...or have weird sex dreams involving me. (you know who you are! )

Hm... I wonder who THAT is?

It's definitely a mystery...i have a feeling that i'm a power bottom for whomever THAT is...

Silently judging Alyxx for no particular reason other than to incite paranoia...

...or have weird sex dreams involving me. (you know who you are! )

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i don't know why, i just am.

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Dammit, now i have to think of something...i know where you live? no, that's stupid...um, i know your last name! no, that's a lie...Ohh, i got it; you secretly want us to be best friends in real life and you make collages about it. yea, nailed it!

Rarity, *big breath* i got nothin'...

Banned for bringing up a Pokemon at an inopportune time.

Walk up to a girl, and ask her if you could use her phone for an important conversation.

pretend to talk to someone for a minute or two, preferably through texting.

enter your own phone number into her phone and hit "call".

say you accidentally called someone and hand the phone back to her.

when she holds the phone up to her ear answer your own phone.

say "oh, hey i was hoping you'd call."

and follow up on that however you'd like, but that should be clever enough to get her attention...

huh, how many Pinkie avatars exist?

Banned for not using the agreed upon banning format.

i'm not trying to resist a label, i just don't think i'm a fan enough of the show to don the moniker.

at least i embrace the community, not much more to ask for.

not really everyone Kirkreng. i like the show and i like bronies, i just don't watch it all that much and i think that neutral fits me better. then again i never thought the show sucked even before i watched it...so, yea.

yup, it happens to everyone who doesn't like the show.

By the order of the overlords of Orange names i hereby deem you banned from this forum. please contact 1 of 3 of our leaders if you'd like this situation to be resolved. you are not getting the official T-shirt back though...

Banned for playing on words again.