Scorpia

1085, we're owning this page!

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let's get back to introductions.

Folklore creature attack...alright, sounds awesome.

Banned because i concur...

Once you get past the creepiness, it's actually kinda cute.

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in case you can't see it.

*shudders*

Banned because you love me and you know it!

Banned for new staff war on the same page as the last one!

Edit: so close, but still relevant.

Sin: Banned because it's not reading too deeply. thinking too deeply would be expanding on every color in the visible spectrum and what that could mean for the staff if our names were that color.

Banned for allowing a moderator to ninja you, we're not supposed to be good at that! XD

(which i would totally do if i were bored enough. i'm not yet.)

i think that's because that'd give us a more intimidating demeanor psychologically. and Ross probably wants us to have a more official, and approachable one. although yea, red kicks ass!

although orange causes a more hostile reaction...does he want people to be hostile to Admins?

Banned for making me explain stuff.

eh, don't worry about it. i don't think being mistaken for username is a bad thing.

huh. is it sight scares or more psychological stuff?

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i would now like to direct the class to the watcher majigger...

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Banned for setting Admins to have orange names when you could've had green or pink!

well, only the launch system...and the triggers...as well as the aiming systems.

but those are unimportant once you're in the air!

Alright that's a yes! now i'll need you to sign this release in case this cannon that Kirkreng built explodes while you're inside...

Can i fire you out of a cannon if you're guaranteed to land on a big inflatable rectangle, and come out of the whole experience unharmed?

goddammit, i like caffeine! So, stop trying to sell me your lap dances!

this brain is farting rainbows! your argument is invalid!

...good advice my young Jack of Apples.

Banned because you will probably be back with weapons...and a ridiculous sex appeal that no normal military woman should have.

*insert laughter and an extensive attempt to make you laugh harder than i did.*