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Scorpia

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  1. Getting into contact with this hopefully good tattooist that my sister's boyfriend knows.

     

    for me A) the guy has to be good enough to do the tattoo i want without doubt. and B) i have to like the guy to a certain extent...

     

    other things come into play like cleanliness, professionalism, etc.

  2. What country you from?

    What?

    "What" ain't no country i've ever heard of! they speak English in "what"?!

    What?

    English motherfucker! do you speak it?!

    yea!

    so you understand the words i'm saying to you?

    yea!

    Well, what i'm saying is that there are known knowns, and that there are known unknowns, but there are also unknown unknowns; things that we don't know that we don't know!

    what?

    Say "what" again! SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! say "What" one more time!

  3. Stranger: hey

    You: ahoy there!

    You: how are you?

    You: dude, don't bring back my unhappy childhood by ignoring me. what's up?

    Stranger: nm lol

    Stranger: asl?

    You: I don't know why, but someday i have a feeling that i'll be taking you to a strip club...

    You: i don't know why...

    You: are you a stripper?

    Stranger: no lmao

    You: why not? i'd totally love you in a very sexist way! you're missing out my friend...

    Stranger: idk im 16 not allowed

    You: duffel bag.

    Stranger: and i idnt want to be a stripper

    Stranger: lol

    Stranger: how old are you?

    You: i'd stuff you into one and call you my gnome. i'd feed you gronola and call you sparkles. i'm 19 years old.

  4. Hello, Luke. i'm that guy who doesn't make sense 95% of 100% of the time, who hits that submit button alot, and I've been known to breathe air on occasion. but for legal reasons you'll have to call me "Bill". :D

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