Scorpia

Feeling like absolute shit...

Better men than you have tried!

pretended to lock the MLP thread and gave Rarity a mini-heart attack...why didn't i think of that sorta thing sooner. XD

i like that Gif because of that pure look of satisfaction, and how he thinks he's a genius for doing that. not because he's hitting a woman...

makin' it really hard to love and tolerate you, bro...

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it's on this same page.

Edit: couldn't edit that fast enough.

and one day i may lock it for the entire time your on it one day, just as an elaborate way to fuck with you.

Banned because my favorite song is too short.

if it was 20 minutes id be happy.

there? with no laws of restriction on my own conduct, and generally forcing the community to my complete bitch lest i banish their asses?

sounds fun, but i like friends. so, i'm good.

-Thread locked due to me hating the topic and being a general dick-bag about it.-

now imagine that scenario.

I think that was during my 'repeatedly watch clips on Youtube but not daring to find out what channel it's on' phase.

 

Clearly I've gotten gayer since then though amiright Bill?

 

Actually that reminds me. I think it was not long after that I gave out reasons why I haven't watched it and ABG gave me all the info I needed. I knew once I took that step though I'd be totally hooked. I just didn't know if I wanted to get into it.

a little bit, A minuscule amount, pretty much just over the amount of Adam Lambert on any given day.

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i don't know...

Epic Caffeine Time is raiding this forum! taking a shit on sleep with our seizure inducing beverages!

we start off 1.5 liters of Pepsi.

that's amateurish! we gotta take it to the maximum!

a mocha frappucino, for extra flavor.

another frap!

another frap! this time it's vanilla flavored, playa!

one more Mocha frap!

time for one more 1.5 liter of pepsi!

hearts racing so fast i can power a city!

Next time...we raid a monster warehouse!

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Just wanted to share this, and this seems like the appropriate thread. (long read, it's worth it.)

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Helping to alleviate your being pissed.

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go here and tell me what you have on.

i'd leave your details (browser, stuff like that, along with the problem) in the improvements section. you may or may not have something enabled/disabled that wouldn't allow a youtube video to show. (you may be able to view them on youtube, but i'm pretty sure Embedded videos are different than youtube versions.

Neither can I. maybe the link videoID isn't complete...

Edit: -7YA5F5EWwI

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you include the dash(-) too, Pinkie.

i was jumping on a trampoline about a year ago or so and i was trying to steal my friend's jump. he happened to weigh 100lbs more than me(this is important later, trust me). well, i managed to steal his jump, i went high in the air. he was wearing socks, and me stealing his jump caused him to slip underneath me. i'm going down, he's bouncing up. his knee slams into my balls...i hit the deck instantly.

the "Oh shit moment" was me looking down and, well...

oh, and don't worry! my friends watched it happen! they helpfully crowded around me laughing their asses off.

Too big for the page

Next post must be smart enough sounding to impress me. (i'm not that difficult to impress.)

9/10, a bit long, but it's still pretty funny.

Black boxers

Stainless steel ring with knives around the band(i never take it off, just assume i'm wearing it from now on.)

glasses

nothing else.

be sniping in COD

landing every shot, feeling pretty boss-like

i see an enemy look at me

i dust his ass

i'm happy

feels good, man

all of a sudden i see a fucking launched grenade hurtling at my face

it's from the guy i just shot...

...what the fuck? i-i think Felix is winning so far...

Banned because i never make those...ever. honest. i wouldn't lie to you.