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Scorpia

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  1. yea, i decided to allow you to see these, i disabled it awhile ago to prank you and get a good laugh, and i just recently re-enabled it. sorry completely forgot to. :/ (for the record i'm full of shit, we can't do that. :P)

     

    WM8bTdBs-cw

  2. @Rarity: I should manually change all your posts to include a paragraph of how awesome you obviously think i am...but yea, too much work. it's already too implied anyway.

     

    Ego: 1

    reality: 0

     

    :D

  3. we don't really get Penile enlargement ads, none I've seen anyway. i think it's because the audience that comes to this site doesn't strike those type of adds as "most likely to be clicked on" to bots. oddly they think we're interested in Acne scar clearing and freaking duffel bag sales...weird...

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    Equestria, and hopefully a pegasus. I'd like to be able to fly. :3

     

    And what's this about shallow existence? your life is what you make it, who said you have to live like everyone else in that land?

    Well let's just take a look into what you're really entering into.

     

    For the sake of argument let's treat each choice like it actually exists.

     

    Option 1: Not a very appealing choice really. While you may get to learn a lot it's also probably the school with the highest death rate in history. You'll also miss learning about more scientific and artistic subjects. Really it would completely restrict your future to magic. There also seem to be a great deal of dangers even knowing of magic's existence. Combine that with a government that is cruel, ineffective and secretive? You get a rather unappealing option.

     

    One of the least desirable option from this standpoint. Complete control of one's emotions are necessary to not fall into the dark side. Being a Jedi is probably one of the most dangerous options as defending the galaxy from god knows how many threats is not considered safe by most people's standards.

     

    I don't know where to even begin. Devoting myself to either doing grade school level research on animals or training them to near kill each other does not really fit into my dream life. No clear government, an extremely weak law enforcement agency composed of a relatively small number of identical twins/clones, a disturbingly large and open criminal empire that seems unable to do anything but harass teenagers, ambiguous physical laws and near universal acceptance of horrible animal cruelty? No thank you.

     

    And finally, the philosophical and physical limitations of living in a colourful world inhabited by magical ponies, among other creatures, that seems to be seriously lacking in political, scientific/technological and societal advancements in over 1000 years is not at all desirable to me. While the horribly flawed dictatorship government which is for some reason ruled by a princess, (or two princesses if you count Luna, who hasn't really done anything yet) which is defined as the daughter of a sovereign, rather than a queen. Who has, for some reason, thought it fitting to not bear any children, while naming herself a title usually reserved for a hereditary rule system. Not that she would need any seeing as she's over 1000 years old. Perhaps living for such a long period of time seeing as rather than send a trained unit of soldiers, experts, etc. to take care of a dragon, she decides to send her pupil and 5 friends. I could go on forever here, but since this is already way tl;dr, I'm done.

     

     

    [attachment=0]didn't read it..gif[/attachment]

     

    i really couldn't resist, i'll read this in a minute. you just gave me an awesome opening. ;)

  5. or, or have a shirt cut in a way so that it's the word "the" hanging off you, then have Adam west, or whichever Batman you prefer, and have him sit on your desk...

     

    i'm calling myself Blue Wallet now. :3

  6. oh that one, that one was alright until i went to the city 17 labs and commanded the overwatch admin (who turns out was the voice of glados) to give me the damn cake. (seriously that's where the cake was the whole time!)

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