Scorpia

Which one was that?

@J.C.:banned because it's Rarity, why the hell wouldn't it be?

@Twi: Banned for knowing of my un-tempestuousness.

Banned because i will categorize that as innuendo and there's nothing you can do about it.

now i'm Blue ashtray...(put on a shirt because my sister's friend came over...and i'm smoking because my sister's fucking friend came over. XD)

Banned because i got banned for being myselfs. :3

Skin plate...

(not wearing a shirt, plate once filled with food.)

Quit having an interestingly bouncy avatar!

Banned because i do, to an extent, except when i have a differing opinion. i feel like i'm in the wrong end of a firing squad then...

pinkie's banned for owning an Xbox.

Banned for shitting on my freedom of speech.

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Banned because she created the game, still you're banned for no apparent reason.

Portal 2 Co-op with Fluttershy. we're almost done too.

In Norway we have something called "snus" which is basically tobacco you put under your upper lip and suck on and it's immensely popular among teenagers.

 

Our teacher didn't like this because kids were spitting snus all over the school and making a mess, so in order to get us to NOT start using snus, he let us smell it. It smelled so awful that I doubt anyone in our class started using it.

It's called "Dip" over here...and it is fucking nasty

anyway...strangest things taught in school, umm there was that one time when my Biology teacher showed cut out a frog stomach during a dissection, then she put it down the frogs open mouth and it ended up coming down through the intestines like it was going to the stomach even though it was the stomach...but that wasn't really taught now was it?

still cool

actually we do have a product called Snus, it has the camel on the aluminum case, and the tobacco is in the white pouches. so no, it isn't just a Norway thing.

Strangest thing i was taught in school involved the breaking point of any given teacher upon annoying them, most deal with so much bullshit every day that it's pretty much zero-none. :/

it's been about 2 years, so i can't readily remember anything better, sorry.

going on Xbox live to tell Zach you're talking about his shitty mic...

I'm the second one...

anyway i have a headache that seems like it's centered around my medula oblengata...(around the point where my spine attaches to my brain) it also resonates to the top of my head as i'm coughing. sweeeeetness. -.-

Banned because i don't see where it rhymed...

i'm assuming he's the type to like the Jesus look too much. also Hair for men takes forever to grow and we fucking Cherish it.

Just finished watching TRON Legacy. Cool movie. I'm wondering what to do next... maybe a little Alice Madness Returns?

JEFF BRIDGES!!

*ahem* i mean tobuscus-erm i'm drinking Pepsi...Pepsi.

Apparently they were originally but time constraints etc... I think I'm going to get The Nameless Mod after this run through.

You fail to be random, try again.

User: Kirkreng is in the process of being banned for this post...

please remain calm and head to the Portal of fire. this process of euthanasia will be much easier with your compliance.

Repeat: please follow a Moderator to a crudely constructed circle made out of sticks and gasoline, then jump into it.

thank you in advance.

~The Management.

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Welp, doesn't mean i can't make absolutely no sense whenever i want to.

Welcome to Bill Ludwick: Random thread Edition.

this lesson involves how to teach a Penguin the difference between a knife and a pistol. next lesson is starting your personal army! Coming soon: how to build a thermo-chill suit so that the buggers don't die from heat stroke.

now on Ebay.

Banned because many of that strange stuff is either at my expense or at my witness.

Nagisa's going to have a field day with this post.

holy shit! mods are online! everyone hide the porn!

*whistles*

i wish i had some shredded cheese left...