Scorpia

Portal 2

Banned because i did, though granted, the futurama one i didn't immediately catch what show it's from.

you used the heterograph for "won", buddy.

do you think tranquilizers will work on it?

the fucker's got purple hair! i doubt it.

well, it can speak too.

quite finely i might add.

lets just knock her out, i mean it's a goddamn unicorn for christ's sake!

but dude, how can we kill it, look at it. it's big eyes. :3

No, i think that's just creepy, it's like a mutant cartoon baby.

hey fuck you, Lenny.

No, fuck you buddy!

well, look i'm just not comfortable with killing her.

what is she doing?

making some jewel float..

wait! it can do that? we're taking it

agreed.

agreed.

okay lets ge- how did she get behind us?!

(all three scream and are never heard of again. moral of the story: don't fuck with Rarity when you're standing about three feet away from her...)

Writing my 4,900th post.

Soon. -.- soon.

how the hell do you type? you have hooves...well not really hooves your legs just fucking end as some point...also you can grab stuff....and type!

oh good, i was going to embezzle from you anyway. i mean you can still take the partnership if you want, but be warned i'm going to rob your ass 10 years from now.

...well, how would you like to be the co-founder to Bill's Xbox space program?

Banned for overcompensating..."crying ain't manly", this isn't the stone age, bud.

(i realize that may have been a joke, i react to joking with joking even harder.)

pretended to be a girl feeling pretty sure he was going to ask for sex, then hilarity ensued.

Stranger: wanna play?

You: of course, i love games.

Stranger: m/f?

You: f, you?

Stranger: m

You: really? okay, so what's the game?

Stranger: roleplay?

You: okay, you be pikachu, and i'll be ash ketchum, sound good?

Stranger: bit weird?

You: wait? i thought you wanted to go on a quest to be a pokemon master....

You: what did you mean role play?

Stranger: sexy roleplay

You: OH, so how does that work? which one is the girl?

Stranger: what age are you?

You: currently, i'm 19. not a lie too. :3

You: so, do you want to be the girl?

Stranger: no i wanna be the one that fucks you

You: a girl can fuck a guy, maybe you should go beyond your boundaries, take a chance, be a man. lol

Stranger: do you wanna fuck me?

You: nope, i'm content with fucking with you until you realize i've been a guy trolling you the whole time. ain't the internet fun?

Banned for assuming i have Char. limits. the text box sensed my emotion then let me continue. it was a beautiful, noble gesture, and you should've been there to see it...

Banned because no, i just cried for 20 minutes, just under the limit for how long a real man cries for(Damn.) and then wrote a 3 page long "angry"/"why won't you love me" letter...

Banned for telling J.C. who to ban, only i can do that, and all he tells me to do is to fuck off and die. so far the nicest one.

Banned because yes, but i'm doing it again this year.

Banned for suggesting that he Broke the topic's rule, and leaving out the paperwork about your complaint...we really don't take these things seriously unless you fill out the paperwork.

Banned for being condescending to Twilight Sparkle.

Neither do i. i know it has nothing to do with throwing the Xbox against a wall using a metal bat. i had to learn that the hard way...

Can't really drive anywhere because of all the snow. well, not anywhere where i could safely drive over 20mph the whole way there...

also i'm eating a hot pocket.

Really too bad that the source engine isn't made for this kind of thing. Valve takes forever on a video game and they have an entire staff! with you working on it and a few helpers i'm really surprised you haven't killed the patrons of Mcdonalds with a pick ax.

(then again you aren't even making a video game, but still the amount of work it takes is incredible.)

Kirk has a point, as long as you sell the shirt as if you're not ashamed of it then unless you're wearing a rubber suit or something (not a scrubs reference. shut up, Kirk.) people will think you're badass.

thinking of going to bed sometime this week...

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Yay! i bring people closer together! :3

Back to name requests please.

Banned because that was just a quick off the top of my head thing, i'll give real thought to it next time.

it's the Random thread, i did get it, but making you explain yourself by acting oblivious is way more fun. i don't know why i thought you'd read that in the same voice i typed it.

but anyway, i wish i could help you out. you did sign the release form when you decided to take part in this experiment. besides how would i know the Zebras would kidnap you and not just do their do on the spot?