Scorpia

Banned because only one take of PCP. man, you homefuls are so judgey!

Banned because i definitely don't, i like it in here. PEOPLE PAY ME MONEY IN HERE!

Banned because i thought we were talking about a name change agreement? what did you think we were talking about? O.o

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Banned because while i'm going to completely ignore the obvious sexual reference to my junk, pinkie, i'm going to just say...um...is $300 enough, Alyxx? i have more...

I didn't spike my sister's drink(s) with rum, i didn't watch her act like a complete dumbass, i didn't video tape it, and i didn't make her admit incriminating things to me whilst drunk...

Also i didn't threaten Burger King with a Nail gun

i didn't crash a car through the front of the gas station, grabbed a candy bar, then crashed through the other side, oh and i did not have a Snickers Bar...

Banned because i'm probably going to call you Mclovin' from now on...

Banned because now i have to change it! damn you!

Banned because then what's my middle name?

you know, doesn't it save the information from the video so that it would load faster later? that's 10 hours worth of information, dude.

you should probably delete the cookies from that video, just so it doesn't mess up your computer.

Banned for tinkering with technology.

pretty much the latter of what blue said. sex has never been a priority for me in any relationship.

Edit: pretty much all of what blue said actually, it is important, very, but it's not something everybody should strive to accomplish...

I've been having an affair! with this jar of peanut butter! but it's okay, because i can glow in the dark now so all our problems are over. :3

locked

My refrigerator has a light inside that turns blue when it's closed all the way...one of the smartest buys ever!

you're right Kirk, topics merged.

Banned because i'm in a phase where all my games aren't entertaining me...shit.

i'm agreeing with everyone here, i mean topics like these don't typically have a conversation that leads anywhere...

Banned for using the word coitus...

Banned because i'm pretty sure you guys have extremely organized stag parties when Admins/mods log off. then when we come back you delete the offending posts. that's the well organized part.

i'm glad i didn't get hit all too often. sometimes i wish we were using metal rounds because at least those doesn't get carried by the wind and us forced to curve the pellet like we were on fucking Wanted.

Banned because i'm going to learn how to hack just so i can put "Baby" by Justin Bieber playing in the background only hearable by yourself when you log on...that sounds...i need to talk to Nagisa! *runs off*

yea, one of my friends brought a damn auto pistol that shot metal rounds...needless to say we wouldn't let him use it.

the funny thing was we were on the fence about it for awhile then he dropped the gun and pellets came out with the sound equal to a mach 2 fighter jet...fuck that!