Scorpia

Thinking to myself that Well, DaveD is an admin who is never online, so it's strange seeing hi- wait what the fuck?

well, i was in the guy's house pointing the gun at his head when he walked past, my other friend took the shot from a couple of yards away, granted it hurt like hell still.

also my first time i got around 2 kills as well, would of had more if a guy who tagged along with us wasn't being a little bitch and pretending he didn't get hit.

WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU WEARING??!!

Banned because that wasn't as funny as i thought it would be...

i like trains...

Banned because i didn't even mention the security INSIDE my house, depends on what your idea of Home Alone/Saw traps are...

Banned for making me feel alot more secure about my decision to install a laser trip-mine field around my home.

Banned for hitting on me, again.

Jk, jk.

Banned for User, Mod communication.

Banned for reading a PM.

Banned for bounce bounce bounce boun-wait what was i banning you for?

oh those are fun, except when someone brings a propane sniper's rifle and manages to shoot you in the hand when you're holding a gun up to someone's head and trying to take them hostage...good times.

How dare you not go over to "False Quotes" and do false quotes of Sublime making a fool of himself!

Banned for judging my gold subscription.

i should follow Bill's example and try to be nice about what i make people quote. also i will never admit it, but i like and respect Username.

Banned because i just sent you a PM so fast it probably made your head spin!

Hey, that's good! i still really want to learn Italian, i just don't have the means to afford the materials. J.C gave me some good advice though.

977

Banned for getting good in COD. (if you were a console player, i'd play you on live. also MW2)

oh yea? well, i can dance on a table top, make a table top, sex on a table top, and talk about how i use table tops! your argument is invalid!

Damn! well, i guess i can't top ya, dude!

English was my best subject. The only languages I know are English and a little bit from alot of languages. (Some phrases in German, Norsk, Polish, Italian, Spanish, etc.)

I am the fucking hero that AF deserves!

see what i did there. :3

I build nuclear missiles and i'm an expert in all things science. Guess who's life panned out? this guy's! fuck yea!

btw Fluttershy, you can change the name by editing your first post you know. EDIT: of course I get ninja'd

you can't beat dis!

anyway, my parents made sure i knew how to read by age four, I've always been excellent at spelling and reading, i don't speak all too much irl. i prefer reading though.

Done.

but you can do this yourself by editing the subject of the original post. well, i think you can, i never tried to do it as a normal user. :/