Scorpia

so far i bought all the destruction books from the Jarl's court mage in Whiterun, i ignored the Rune books, just because they don't seem that cool to me.

also, i'm level 4, i completed "First Lesson" from the College of Winterhold, i'm recognized by the Greybeards as Dragonborn, and i proved to Delphine that i can kill a dragon, so she should shut her damn mouth.

one more thing, i have 2 Dragon souls absorbed, what do i do with them? :/

well, at least i keep my HUD up to date! pfft, you and your G-series.

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Yea, Paradoxes don't work! we're more advanced than that! uh, i mean, we're not robots!

Because you believe in quality instead of blatantly posting whatever the hell comes to your mind...either that or you care too much what we think, either one really.

Banned for excessive personification...

eugh "Billy bob" that name was fucking Amazing growing up, almost as great as Billy the kid, or wild Bill. eh, at least my name isn't Richard. Avoided a shit ton of dick jokes.

(explanation for people who don't know: the common nickname for "Richard" is "Dick".)

pfft, yea who would name their child that? almost as likely as me naming my son Bullet, odds are that would go well. i still may name my child Fuckwit, just so he grows up tough, gotta love not having "naming your child" laws

Man's got a point. even Rebeccas are shady.

Alright, thank you, that's cool of you. i personally do like the coolermaster case i picked out, i read good reviews on it.

oh, no, i'm not looking for a monitor.

context, i've mistaken yours.

anyway, children, let me tell you all why you shouldn't trust women named Vanessa...

i figured, i'm not trying to play Skyrim or anything, i'd just like something less pathetic that i can afford, and my mom guaranteed me 750 bucks to play with, so whatever i can build with that, i'll go for since i know next to nothing about what's in-date.

what do you mean? this happens every week. she always goes back to that damn monkey...

Alright then, no need to snap at the guy.

i'm going to burn plastic tiles in my back yard so the monkey living in my umbrella would stop dating my sister. wish me luck!

couldn't resist, it needed to be spoiler'd then you just said that. it was just perfect.

sure does.

being a Lefty i play with the yellow line when i drive, and for some reason i walk on the left side of people, it's not a preference, i just do it. also some other stuff that i'm not delving into my psyche to remember.

i would fix it, but that would reset the poll...

Although now that you're mentioning it, i'm slowly developing OCD and am fighting the urge to just say fuck it, and reset the bastard. hmm anyone else give a shit if i fix that?

well as far as i know nobody's African American, and ProHypster's Ukrainian, so...

okay, Last time, get back on topic.

yea, but let's take this to a different thread or something. lol went off topic.

Banned for a good luck message from Bill as you embark on your long journey...

i'm a pacifist, but i know how to fight. i mean, does it make more sense to be against hurting people, but completely screwed by not knowing how if it comes up? or if you're against it, but you know enough to stand a good chance if it ever does come up?

neither do i, it's just something that people like to take advantage of. hey worst day ever, my best friend figuring that shit out. -.-

and Axel has a point. can't unsee, err unhear...

we don't have any left...so i gotta just hold it back.

well, BTG discovered, in the post what you're doing thread, that i can instantly imagine any descriptive image, pretty instantly and quite involuntarily. so he surmised that i can do that with more Adult stuff. and there you go, that's pretty much it. you're up to speed.

well, or listen to Pinkies version.