Scorpia

why are we talking about asses? who the hell began the whole ass talk? you're weird, Alyxx, for encouraging me!

are my antics helping your sickness at all, making you laugh? no? okay...

Edit: been about an hour, and i'm still not tired. i feel wide awake. how is that possible? i even woke up early this morning so i could go to sleep earlier! i may just give up and stay up for the rest of the day then i know that my energy will just drop suddenly and i'll feel like a pulled a 73 hour stay awake-a-thon...

yea, i thought we had Youtube for awhile. (my xbox was broken, then i had to sit through a massive update, then boom, i find Youtube!) the only thing that sucks is that through licensing issues some videos can't play through a device. luckily FM isn't in that circle.

nothing beats the original in a series of sequels...well it happened to the Bourne movies, but it's still rare!

@Arby: do you give out T-shirts? or at least a beer?

Alyxx is a fan of breasts...what do you have against asses! prejudice isn't good you know!

for some reason i can't sleep. not because it's Christmas, just because my body's an asshole and refuses to lose energy when i fucking tell it to!

Banned because i feel pretty safe. :/

Finally giving Gmod a break. i know i'm going to spend it coming up with things to build. thanks again J.C!

merry Christmas, happy holidays, or whatever the hell's politically correct! kwanza?

Banned because moon sugar? what?

i think the only way to derail this thread is to stay on topic forever, meaning if anyone does that...do...do i mod them?? XD

welcome to the forum.

just got Garry's mod from J.C. Love ya, man.

 

do you need models from games to play this? cause my computer can handle HL1 and HL 2, so that's no big deal. i'm just going to have to install either/or later once i figure Gmod out. XD

 

You need HL2 and CS:S if you want to fully enjoy the game.

 

Unless you enjoy every gun being a huge red error sign that shoots red error signs.

i have like 9 steam games (look in my library) and apparently they don't need to be installed. so i can use models from TF2, TF1, HL1 & 2, Counter strike, etc. currently i'm obsessed with building a better flying machine if you get my meaning. (thrusters combined with an airboat chair and whatever else.) but yea, i'm still trying to figure stuff out, like i just realized that console codes work. XD

But i love you like an Acquaintance! i was thinking of taking us to the next level and becoming friends one day!

HI!!

just got Garry's mod from J.C. Love ya, man.

do you need models from games to play this? cause my computer can handle HL1 and HL 2, so that's no big deal. i'm just going to have to install either/or later once i figure Gmod out. XD

Banned because i usually get clothes, and a few games, but hell i ask for clothes now. better than letting them assume what i like to wear...

well, Italian is very close to Spanish, so if you know enough of one you could probably get bits and pieces of the other...

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Banned for talking like Yoda for a second there.

this, uh, seems like a knock off of the random thread. :/ but whatever, i'll play along.

Lemme guess, it's a man fucking a girl made out of green jelly? yep, got that one too.

Yes Arby, it was. spam post deleted, spam bot banned.

please hit the report button next time. i woulda found this faster.

Banned for not being less obvious.

@Felix: Banned because now i got something i didn't see coming. >.<

Banned because that's cool. unless it's some sort of fat joke. (it's funny because we both know i'm not fat. lol)

Banned for expecting me to ban you back, i would never ban somebody back. rude! (not as blatant that time. )

Take a nice metal spoon.

get a lighter, the bigger the flame the better.

get some duct tape and wrap it around the handle. around 4-6 layers.

heat up the spoon with the lighter and get it very hot very hot. around 2 minutes should do it.

go to a faucet and turn the water on cold(!) at full force.

hold the spoon under the faucet.

shit massive bricks.

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found this on the internet someplace.

don't really do it, seriously. when metal is extremely hot, then suddenly gets cold, it shatters, and will cut whatever it touches. i'm not sure what the duct tape is for...

if you still wanna try it after i told you what will happen then i take no blame, nor guilt for whatever stitches or tetanus shots you'll recieve....