Scorpia

we got a sad fake-ass thing because bills are bastards.

besides that, Christmas is getting along nicely.

2 weeks, a man who calls himself Moe will be delivering the payment in a padded envelope. do you remember the identity challenge we agreed upon?

hmm, oh well, i blame you for not being dense. man, perceptive people now-a-days, ruining my fun!

hey you leave me to my paradoxes! btw, did you catch that instantly or...?

(i wasn't going to use it, just find one. NSFW Avvys are Alyxx's thing.)

Banned because oh...so was I.

i don't think i'm going to post in this thread today...

i feel that i must find an Avvy more out there than alyxx's, but like her post count she has thousands of them!! oh well, i'll still try!

Banned for shamelessly ripping off a family guy line...

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i'm loving this song lately.

Banned because having sex with a person wearing a plastic bag over their member one time does not make a person a ho, dude. (no, i do not know what the hell i'm talking about. thanks for asking. )

...no objections here. i mean that in a totally platonic way, total...complete....shut up.

the last time i ate a deep fried burger, something i couldn't explain just hit me, and i couldn't breathe...i guess being overwhelmed by it or something?

what would happen? 2 heart attacks, one stomach pump, and a call to the mortuaryyyy.

Shit, i didn't think people would take my shenanigans that seriously. i mean really, going under the persona "Adolf Bush" i thought that would make youtube people laugh...

i'm full of shit. but yea, it's just people bored with their vapid lives. i mean, it's a T.V. show, people who watch it are happy and people who don't are trying to fuck it up for everyone. it's sorta like homosexuality(pardon the comparison)(or any sexuality that isn't straight), they're living it up, not trying to push their shit on people and then comes the guy all repressed and weirded out and tries to paint it evil. it's just another bout of discrimination, people will accept it soon, and start hating on something new.

...I wear a size 11 shoe. deal with it.

nice paradox...i guess mimes are nobodys. XD btw, probably not.

taking 20 minutes trying to preheat an oven when i remembered that the heating element was broken...gotta cook pizza via toaster oven now. XD

definitely rape...

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Banned because hold on she might have a good reason to. *Bills says as he signals a sniper from a mile off.*

they work great for me. they're not the greatest for music, but awesome in gaming.

Banned because he's probably already in your house...

yea, i know. they're turtle beaches though and they're a pain in the ass to hook up. i may just do it so i don't get shit for it. :/

Banned for purposefully avoiding a lewd sexual comment brought to us by J.C. He puts effort into those man!!