Collective Foal

My vagina is just like a penis pumper. I guarentee yOu that if we fuck, your penis will come out at least an inch longer.

While on a hunting trip, a guy gets his Adams apple torn out by a bear. Although he survives the incident, his now squeaky, obnoxious voice has made him the laughing stock of the town. To get his manhood back, he travels all over the country to find a doctor who can transplant Adams apples.

That WAS Tara! I KNEW IT!

Maker-of-words

"Just fuck me already."

Too much stuff, not enough pants!

10/10 for awesome self-made drawing

My name's Jim Carrey and although I'm a pretty decent actor, I was baked through the entire filming of Ace Ventura.

The stupidest movie ever, but it's still absolutely hilarious.

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

Winston Smith from George Orwell's 1984

After an entire week without releasing your sexual tensions, your entire family are meeting and eating at a restaurant. Do you go with them or stay behind and watch porn (I must add, masturbation after long periods of "drought" causes a much more euphoric orgasm, in case you didn't know)

N for Psychotic's negative opinion of Alyxx.

A docudrama on the secret lives led by famous Writers, in which we discover the secret neurological tendency that makes them all raging alcoholics.

Rainman

Flattersome

"It's not rape if I yell "surprise." But I don't wanna say anything..."

I did...

Iknorite?

Already did Alyxx's, so I'll do Psychotic's

10/10 Unless you're Scootaloo.

"Hehe, so am I."

Nokay

Obvious

When a robot and a police officer love each other VERY much...

Catch Me If You Can

Mother-figure

6/10

It's too simple and repetitive. The guitar plays that same root line over and over...

IGMabBGydC0

I always have said, since the release of the update, that the Pyro was a brony, just cause flowers and rainbows and happiness. Yeah, it's funny. But I'm with Pinkie, I kinda feel offended... I guess. There should be a reverse of that for Anti-bronies. Cuz they think they're destroying us, when they only make us tighter knit and kinder to one another.

Ignoring you all for the more interesting topic of the half-inch deep puncture wound in my calf that I got from a board with a nail sticking out of it. It doesn't hurt, it's just cool to look at...

Narcisist (I honestly didn't know what you would do.)