Collective Foal

"The Cat in the Hat knows a lot about that. And by that I mean Murder.

Oh, and call me Fluttershy. The name you see is a lie and a result of stupidity. Ignore it. My name is Fluttershy. Do you here me? FLUTTERSY!

Everyone dies. Like, the actors themselves die. The end. Starring Tina Turner, Kristin Stewart, Tyler Perry, and Mark Hammil

"Dumb and Dumber"

"Do you like anal? Because I have 3 of them."

1459, I'm just waiting for 1492...

Matron

"I don't want a relationship. I'll just chain you up and use you whenever I want the pleasure."

9/10 If you want a ten, it has to be cute.

Diamond

Hater-turned-brony

9/10

It sure is fun killing ponies without doing any work.

Pinkie, I'm going to have to kill you for that. Zathura doesn't exist. It is a blatant copy from Jumanji and I shall never accept its existance and neither should you.

After I have my way with you, I'm going to gore you with my horns and leave you to bleed out in the street

1457 Don't worry guys, we'll be able to do dates and years soon to make it more fun.

Vinyl

Titanic

Morepeopleneedtopostinthisthread/10

Well that depends. Are we talking about Terminators from the first movie, where it takes them the entire movie to kill him or are we talking about the new ones where they die like flies. Either way, the answer is still probably no.

What's better to you? The refreshment of a full night's sleep, or a night of intense video gaming?

Oh, teh lulz.

Dear god. We've got our temp down to 75. Why don't you turn that thermostat down? And I guarentee your truck needs more refrigerant...

Ea, she is rather attractive, isn't she?

Na, but most of my closer friends would answer that question. I would. I don't give a shit. My favorite pornstar is Hanna Hilton.

Why are there things that everyone thinks about but nobody wants to talk about?

"I don't think I'll ever know what those two Italian ladies were singing about, and I don't wanna know."

Well, you live down South, so For your sake, I hope you just need more coolant in your system. What's your temperature dial reading?

Still awaiting the inevitable...