Collective Foal

(That's Bear Grylls)

You see an old friend in public and when you go to hug them, it turns out to be somebody else.

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Don't judge me.

Mom made a Blackberry Pie with a Grahamcracker crust. WTF mom? It's nasty. She burnt the edges of the crust and it's just not good. I'd bet so much money I could do it better.

I don't get it

Eh, it is kind of its own subtopic, so I'd keep it as it's own thread. But speaking of autobalance. Today, I joined a server, played a round, then we switched maps (Remember that, it is a new map) within 5 seconds of spawning and running towards mid, I get autobalanced. What. The. Fuck.

Absolutely awesome. I want new SHOTGUNSSSSS!!!!! Has anybody else noticed that Sharpshooter gets too few Rifles. I mean the Xbow is nice, but I feel like there should be a Rifle that puts out more damage than the LAR, which is like the cheapest gun in the game.

Straying a bit off-topic here.

If anyone actually gets the Hub, they got through the cycle yesterday and are starting up a new one, starting at Ticket Master and Applebuck Season back to back. It'll progress through the entire first season I think, then move on to the second.

Kevin's on the left.

YFW A giant, sentient dildo crashes through the wall of your house and begins to attempt to ram itself into some oraface on your body.

Soldiers

(Yea, it does that for me from time to time)

7/10

(It's Applejack the pony as the Engineer from TF2, playing a guitar with a piece of wheat in her mouth while reclining and letting her sentry do her work for her.)

YFW Your father wants to spend time with you but you, knowing that any conversation will lead to him being upset with you or putting you down, decline the offer, causing him to be incredibly pissed, storming around the house and threatening to take back the iPod that you worked so hard for with no reasoning and telling you your room needs to be cleaned when it's absolutely spotless.

(In other news, passive-agressive venting can be therapeutic and has shown positive correlations to stress relief)

By the powers of the almighty god, I do declare my penis to be larger than all of yours!

About 6 minutes in, when he sawed his crotch, I got squeamish and had to stop.

Hornets everywhere. Crawling on my skin. Not even stinging, but crawling on my hands and forcing me to touch and feel them. They're too damn big and too fuckin' freaky.

"Nobody's going to come to Kings Dominion with a gun, Freeman. You're just being paranoid!"

Kangaroo

When the entire US Congress and Supreme Court become alcoholics, their brains suffer from the poison and cause them to pass ridiculous laws that oddly enough, benefit America and its citizens (Comedy, 140 min) Will Ferrell, Steve Carrel

Troy

I wouldn't. Even if I get a wish, I don't care enough to scour the earth for them all.

How do you normally handle the loss of a loved one?

Banned for noticing

Huh. I'll check that out sometime this week.

The feathers need a little touching up, I think. But other than that, it's really well made

Bout to take a shower.

Banned for assuming I don't

Normandy

You're in your backyard building a wall for your patio. You hear a buzzing look down, and see a 3 inch hornet crawling out of the side of the trench where you just placed a block.

(Oddly specific isn't it? And I am absolutely panic-attack-afraid of hornets)