Collective Foal

Banned for having something against people with stutters

"The fat little bastard bird who lives in a fucking ice cube and smells like fish pussy swallowed some C4 and blew the fuck up."

"Suck my left nut!"

I know what you mean, Pinks. I can't commit to massive things like that, especially if I'm writing (Flash is still sitting in unannounced Hiatus on FimFiction, as is my Cake Twins fic...) Reading a story takes every ounce of my time. Once I get sucked in, nothing else matters. A story like FoE would destroy me and cause a lot of problems down the road.

Will look at it. Thanks!

The idea is that this can be a collective thread for everyone to help each other with schoolwork, projects, etc.

First of all, I need help. I have a prompt for English on world problems. The problem has to be focused on one certain region (preferably a country), so you can't do something like "World Hunger." The problem also can't be overdone or unoriginal (Child Army in Africa.) Finally, it has to be outside the North American continent. The essay has to present a solution to the issue, has to be 8-10 pages long and we have to use sources and stuff. I need a good topic and a good way to go about writing it. PLEASE HELP!

Preferable to death by fire or ice:

DEATH BY CUTENESS!

Well DUUUHHH! Can't believe that didn't come to mind.

THE PRECIOUS!

I like to write poetry every once in a while, so I though I might as well have a place to put it. Post any poetry you like here.

My love of life,

Shall not exceed,

My passion to find destiny,

So if I must,

I shall prepare,

To breathe my final breath of air,

To know is solely,

All I crave,

For what may lie beyond the grave,

And if I choose,

To take my life,

I pray for existence free of strife,

Will you come,

To join me there,

Where we may frolic with no cares?

Or do you fear,

To leave your home,

To fear that you shall die alone?

MLP: Lord of the Rings

 

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But where's Pinkie Pie?

Wishing this 12 page outline would do itself while I play more TF2zzz

I don't know what it is, but I love to write poetry:

Good sir I want a pony,

A pony's what I need,

And if you do not get me one I cannot guarentee,

That you'll wake up tomorrow,

You know I have a gun,

And if I do not get my way I'll shove it up your buns,

And then I'll pull the trigger,

And watch as your blood pours,

And then I'll put it to my head and blast out all the gore,

And as I leave my body,

I will be pleased to see,

That God has made two ponies, one is you and one is me.

We'll meet with other ponies,

Like Pinkie and Twilight,

And live our lovely afterlives devoid of fear and fright!

Good sir I want a pony,

A pony's what I need,

And if you do not get me one I cannot guarentee,

That you'll wake up tomorrow,

You know I have a gun,

And if I do not get my way I'll shove it up your buns,

And then I'll pull the trigger,

And watch as your blood pours,

And then I'll put it to my head and blast out all the gore,

And as I leave my body,

I will be pleased to see,

That God has made two ponies, one is you and one is me.

We'll meet with other ponies,

Like Pinkie and Twilight,

And live our lovely afterlives devoid of fear and fright!

I share in your sentiments, Doctor. I told him the same thing when he first did it.

Anyway, ponies are cool. Thus, whenever I go out, I'm wearing my Pony shirt (20% Cooler). I've gotten like 20 nods from bronies so far. Makes me feel all fuzzy and stuffs.

I liked the new episode. No spoiler tags, nothing. I'm too drunk for an analysis.

Anywho, I really wanna write, but can't push myself to do so. Don't know why, but whatevs. The alcohol would probably fuck up the entire chapter anyway,....

Dat Gaben...

And going back a couple pages, Fluttershy is not the worst out of the Mane 6 character-wise. She's the least developed and that's what kinda pisses me off. They focused all their shits this season on Dash, Rarity, and the CMC. Hardly any AJ or Fluttershy. Last season was well balanced with all the characters. Even if Fluttershy wasn't the main focus of the episode, she still played in a lot of background plot (Sonic Rainboom, for example.)

Last season's Fluttershy ep's:

Dragonshy

Bird in the Hoof

Green isn't your Color

Stare Master

This Season's:

Putting your Hoof Down (which was total bullshit)

Hurricane Fluttershy (not a very clever name, but a good ep)

And there aren't any more Fluttershy episodes coming out this season. The CMC however, who had roles in several episodes last season, but only 2/3 were explicitly CMC episodes. This season, we have 5 CMC oriented episodes.

That is my problem. The Hub has no sense of balance. Episodes about the CMC are generally less adventurous and exciting as Mane 6 episodes, naturally because little fillies aren't really aloud outside city limits and are quite incapable of achieving massive feats like the adult mares of the Mane 6. This is why Season 2 is not anywhere near as good as Season 1.

TL;DR: Season 2 sucks because not enough Fluttershy and too much CMC.

Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy are best ponies. End of debate.

I don't feel inadequate at all. I don't have as much time to play this game as you guys. It's taken me almost 2 years to get my first crafted hat, and the majority of that came in the past two weeks. Anywho, I still have yet to get a Market Gardener kill on anyone. It begins to frustrate me...

Yarb garb darb flarb zarb sharb narb marb tarb darb quarb

You come home one day to find your house/apartment is filled with insects.

laughing at my friends reaction to the image I just got sent.

Might it have been from ISO231?

Anyways, staying up late so I can iSocialize, even though my dad's gonna make me work, work, work in a few hours...

So uh... that ISO231 guy... he sent me porn... very creepy porn. Like, Fluttershy with an iron plated wang porn. Glad he got banned.

Anyway, new episode:

4/10 Never been a fan of links for sigs...

Hey, remember when my father wasn't an asshole?