Collective Foal

My school strategy so far has been hand in a bare minimum of homework and ace the fuck out of every quiz, which is getting me a B+ average.

@Srake, depends where you live. I'll get The Works if you get the aluminum foil.

^ This one.

He has a point. The rounded muzzle gives the face and jawline a less muscular, therefore more feminine appearance. The squared muzzle of males gives them a more brusque, strong appearance, therefore more masculine. The hairstyle of the aforementioned picture is short enough to make it obviously male, canceling the feminizing effect of the rounded muzzle and giving the pony the appearance of a young colt.

Yeah... I never get infections. It's weird. Other than pimples, which are technically infections, but not serious. I've walked around in bare feet with cuts and scrapes all over them. I am morally opposed to bandages. I am very tolerant to pain. But I never get infectious wounds...

That makes a LOT of noise when you pop it...

THIS IS RYAN SEACRESS HERE REPORTING FROM MIAMI BEACH, FLORIDA FOR MTV'S SPRING BREAK 2011!

...Da fuq?

Anyway, my spring break starts next Friday, April 6th. It should be a good time. I did fairly well in school last Marking Period, so nothing should be too terrible. What are your plans for Spring Break (If you have one, of course)

Yeah, it took me a while, but I mastered getting off of ladders. Staying on them while climbing, however, isn't easy for me. I'm too hyper to hold the mouse steady. My movements are too twitchy.

Pop that blister... I dare you

I've had many hilarious moments shared between the Source Engine and myself every once in a while. I finally decided to make this thread after a couple encounters in Half-Life with the derping force of the world's finest physics.

Half-Life: Source

1. The occasional ground-humping ragdoll

2. The rocket that spazzes the fuck out when you aim it at the skybox (basically pointed at it by random chance and it went off map and made a massive explosion in the sky)

3. The Icthyosaur in the dam that does absolutely no damage to you when attacking you

4. The super-strong tentacle that, instead of killing you instantly, lodges you into a map wall by propelling you at insane speeds from impact, rendering you immobile

5. The n00b soldier who spins apeshit crazy when shooting at you

6. The Ninja Freeman, who lands right on top of Nihilanths head, causing a pale white screen, but any firing of any weapon kills Nihilanth instantly.

Half-Life 2:

1. The buggy drop wherein that dumb bitch lets go of the magnet crane 50 feet off the ground, but then your buggy bounces skyward and ejects you, sending you flying high up to the map ceiling, then killing you from fall damage

2. Still those damn ground-humping headcrabs

3. The invincible antlion that decimates every Combine guy in Nova Prospekt for you.

4. The Sawblade of doom that never loses momentum or lodges into the wall, it simply flies around the room, bouncing off walls until it decapitates your ass.

Team Fortress 2:

1. Super-Spy: Backstabs send ragdolls flying halfway across the map.

2. Scout's Crazy Legs double-jump (RIP)

3. Spycrab

4. Sniper hump (which isn't really a fail on the engine, just the animators)

Any other incidents from you guys?

I should seriously be getting my homework done right now...

As we discussed on Steam, you could work on your tan while you sleep once June rolls around. Just wear a little sunscreen. Don't wanna get sun poisoning...

What do you look like?

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Translation: Pale as fuck.

Hey guys... we should do something productive!

HEY! Guess What?

Lucky... I only had a dream that I killed someone, ended up in some house I wasn't supposed to be in, then walked through a swamp filled with Houndeyes and Bullsquids. Then, I almost kissed Phyllis, but she found a note in my backpack that was "Important evidence" to the case of the murder of the guy (William) that I killed. I believe it said:

"William was very mean to me."

Yeah, I don't even know. I wrote the note, according to the dream logic (that understanding of things to be a certain way even though there is no evidence to back it up.) but that's my insanity for you...

Anyway, going to change sig and title and probably location. If you post before I do so, I'll let you take part in my decision.

Well shit, I thought dyslexia was just misinterpreting word positioning. What is the full extent of dyslexia, if you don't mind my asking. Respond in PM, though, as we're getting off topic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYW6C44zo24

What class! That is my dream woman, right there...

Oh, didn't know. My question, though it may have sounded sarcastic, was entirely serious. I didn't know dyslexia also effected writing. But then, I don't have it, so I wouldn't know.

That video is both inspiring to real-life circumstances AND gameplaying. I approve of this Mister Mild and you for finding it and putting it up here. Currently running on 0% battery, lol. Stupid laptop...

Is English not your first language, were you being lazy, or was that for comic effect? Just wondering, and of course the background characters have to be OC's of the show creators, as the show creators are the only ones in the position to name and attribute the ponies.

BYW6C44zo24

Going to see the Hunger Games when my mom and sis get back from the store. WOOT! Loved the book and sequels. Gonna love the movie according to my midnight showing friend.

"I presently exist in this specific universal coordinate which you are now observing."

"My teeth are missing."

Welp, I watched it and I have to say...

I hate my dad.

HE'S the one that wanted the DVR, but now that we've got it, he decides that nobody can use it. He routinely deletes every fucking thing from it. It wasn't even 5% full yesterday. 6 episodes of ponies and The Big Lebowski were all that was on it, so he decides to clean it out. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF HAVING A DVR IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET US SAVE THE SHIT WE WANT TO WATCH?! I had every fucking episode on there at one point, but Mr. Douchecanoe goes ahead and erases everything. The DVR has never even gotten full enough that we needed to delete off episode.

JUST FUCK!

So I have to wait until 8:00 EST... and it's 4 right now.

Still, try restarting the router or modem.